MadArcher/SwanQueen/Mills and Hood family oneshots✨

No rest for the wicked (chelly)

**Contains Smut**
As promised to theonewithbluehair  i am doing this OneShot on drunk  Chad and Zelena with a slight touch of smut 😏 enjoy my lovelies-Robs ✨

"Chad.. Robs is staying over at Regina's tonight. What do you want to do? We can have a take away pizza and watch movies, we can have a wine night, whatever you want to do?" Zelena called from the kitchen as she cleaned the remaining mess that was made by 18 year old Robyn 'I swear that child does not know how to tidy up after herself' Zelena sighed as she felt a pair of warm loving hands wrap around her waist.

"Well babe.. I was hoping to go on a night out, explore the night life,have a fun child free night" Chad replied kissing the crook of Zelena's neck.

"That sounds fine to me, just a pre warning, when I'm drunk, I'm very very seductive" Zelena turned to face Chad and winked at him kissing him ever so softly as if to tease him on the lips "we should eat something first, so shall we order a takeaway" Zelena continued as she wriggled from chads grasp.

"I've already got my takeaway" Chad mumbled and smirked staring at Zelena's ass "yeah that sounds fine to me, what do you want? I don't mind having pizza if that's what you would like?" Chad continued.

'He thinks I didn't hear that' Zelena thought to herself and laughed "you know what pizza seems just about fine to me.. I'll order our usual pizzas" Zelena smiled as she grabbed the phone and said there order.
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Chad opened the door to take the pizzas from the delivery guy and tipped him for his politeness "cheers mate" he smiled as he closed the door with his foot.

"Dinners served babe" Chad laughed as he led himself on the table and looked like his usual hot self.

Zelena walked in and looked at her husband "later babe" she smirked as she playfully pushed him off the table and grabbed a slice of pizza before sitting herself down on the stools around the table.

Chad groaned as he got himself off the floor "can't we just,start now and finish later" he grabbed his pizza and sat next to his wife using his best puppy dog eyes.

"Now what's the fun in that" Zelena laughed, as she went to grab another slice of pizza "believe me, it will be far more exhilarating when I'm drunk my darling Chad" she winked before getting herself up "I'm just going to take a shower and get ready,eat as much as you want, just save some room for desert" she smiled seductively, walking out the kitchen with her ass swaying from side to side out of the kitchen and up the stairs.
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It was 21:30pm by time both Chad and Zelena were ready to go out for the night "so Chad.. Where do you want to go first?" Zelena smiled linking her arm to his.

"Well... I was thinking maybe the nightclub just opposite the flying monkeys shop? You know the really lively upbeat one?" Chad smiled.

"Where young people like Robyn go?" Zelena couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"I have you know I'm still young! You'll find out in bed later just how young I am" he smirked.

"Cannot wait to find out" Zelena whispered into his ear.

They finally arrived at the yellow brick road nightclub, the music was blaring, the vibe was vibrant, and the drinks looked amazing.

Chad couldn't help but run up to the bar and order 20 shots "well if we're going to get drunk, we may as well start of with shots" he smiled at Zelena who looked slightly confused "Chad.. Why order 20, when 40 is so much better" Zelena raised her eyebrows.

"Fine, we'll have 40 shots then please" he smiled at the bar maid who laid out all the shots, Zelena was the first to take her shots and she couldn't help but drink them fast "Zelena babe calm down" Chad laughed.

"Why should I, we're here to enjoy the night.. Don't tell me to calm down" Zelena slurred her words slightly.

"I'll order a double vodka and coke please?" Zelena continued as she finished her shots.

"I'll just vodka if that's okay, need to catch up with my wife who seems to be drinking far quicker than me" Chad chuckled slightly before feeling Zelena's hand grab his crotch "well if you want me in bed quicker than I suggest you hurry up" Zelena whispered seductively into his ear.
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1:00am in the morning

Chad fumbled to get the key into the door, Zelena was singing to herself behind him, once he had opened the door, he tumbled into the hall way and landed right by the steps, making Zelena fall on top of him "well I wasn't expecting that" Zelena could barely talk now that she was to intoxicated along with Chad.

"How about I carry my princess up the stairs?" He blurted out as he got himself and Zelena up and closed the door taking the keys to lock the door up, before turning to his wife who had already made her way up the stairs, he heard fumbling around coming from there room, walking up to see what Zelena was doing he saw her changing into her seductive ware "mmm you look tasty" he smirked before making his way to Zelena taking his top off in the process.

He grabbed her by the waist and placed her onto their bed "babe take everything off" Zelena said as she sat herself back up to toy fully play with his belt "otherwise I'll just have to accidentally, cut your clothes off" Chad could just about make out that Zelena was biting her lip.

He groaned slightly, as he unbuckled his belt, taking his jeans and boxers along with it, his length was on full show "is that better" he smirked.

Zelena chuckled "of course,now come here" she grabbed his hips and pulled him on top of her, he positioned himself just right so that he could tease Zelena "chadddd do.. Don't" she could feel her heart rate increase.

"Don't what?" He leant down to kiss her softly on the neck before kissing the more sensitive parts of her neck intensely, causing bright red hickeys to appear.

Zelena moaned at the sensation, moving her hips from side to side to grab chads attention, which it evidently did, because the next thing Zelena felt was the exhilarating sensation she was expecting, he thrusted softly at first to get a rhythm going before thrusting faster to give Zelena more pleasure as well as himself, in between both of them moaning and groaning he kissed her intensely.

"Ch-chad..i.. I'm close" Zelena couldn't say anything more other to allow him to quicken the pass even more, causing Zelena to go over the edge in sensations, the moan louder than before. He continued to thrust but at a slower place allowing Zelena to catch her breath, but turned his attention to her breasts he leant down to kiss them softly before teasingly biting them.

Sending a sensation Zelena had never felt before down to her core, causing a whimper and a moan to come out at once "I liked that.. A lot" she growled at him.

He smiled, continuing the cycle a few times before they both collapsed from exhaustion, both there breath matched that of a runner,Zelena smiled "i love you Chad" resting her head on his warm chest listening to his heartbeat calmed her down "I love you too Zelena!" He smiled and stroked her hair in a calm and smoothing manor before he knew she was asleep by the evened out breaths, covering them both up he rested his head onto the pillow and fell into a well needed and deserved sleep.

Well that concludes this OneShot, I'm really bad when it comes to smut involving a woman and a man it just doesn't come to me naturally I guess 😂 anyway hope you enjoy it ✨💗