One
Millard: Here is a thing you could theoretically do.
Hugh: I wanna do the thing!
Jacob: I'll do the thing because it benefits me, and because I want to one up Hugh.
Ricky: Guys, don't do the thing!
Hugh and Jacob: *Read at 4.44pm*
Two
Emma: It's not gay if I wanna Olive, but like as bros right?
There are no straight people: I'm not an expert, but that does sound kind of gay.
Kay, eating chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.
Three
Horace: Name a way to be nice to others.
Enoch: Don't kill them.
Horace: ..... Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
Four
Emma: Nothing in life is free.
Fiona: Friendships are free.
Hugh: Knowledge is free.
Millard: Everything is free if you run fast enough.
Five
Ricky: Bronwyn beat the crap out of Emma.
Jacob: I can't believe they beat me to it.
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~Why be a normal student?~ My MPHFPC AU which everyond will adopt and accept.
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