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One

Millard: Every store sells weapons if you're creative enough.

Two

Principal: We have to find the person responsible STAT! It could be ANYONE!

Miss. Peregrine: Sir, it's Emma. I meam, come on, it's always Emma.

Side note: Miss Peregrine is a teacher.

Three

Emma: Why are your tongues purple?

Horace: I had a blue slurpee.

Enoch: I had a red one.

Four

Jacob: Can you pass the salt?

His Dad: Can you pass your classes?

Jacob: Too much salt Dad.

Five

Fiona: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Kay: [grabs and chugs the whole thing]

Kay: It's perfume.

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