IW 20

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by PeculiarShipper

by PeculiarShipper

One

Fiona: You need to stop doing weird things. Going oit might help.

Kay: I went to the park today.

Fiona: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Kay: Yeah I did. *opens a bag* This duck.

Two

Jacob: Our first year as a married couple and we're still in love.

Ricky: Ha! In your face, everyone who said we wouldn't last a year!

Emma: I stand my wedding toast!

Three

Jacob: If you had a shot for everytime you made a bad decision would you still be sober?

Olive: Yes.

Bronwyn: Maybe a little tipsy.

Hugh: Wasted.

Millard: Dead.

Four

Millard: I PUT RED BULL IN MY COFFEE INSTEAD OF WATER!

Hugh: Oh my god.

Millard: I CAN FUCKING SEE NOISES RIGHT NOW!

Five

Kay: If Ricky, Jacob, and I were drowning, who would you save?

Layla (D3adlyandinsan3): You morons can't even swim?

Kay: Lay, it's a hypothetical question.

Ricky: Yeah, who would you save?

Layla: My time and effort