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Incorrect Quotes 13

I love 13.

One

Hugh: When was the last time you slept?

Millard: 9

Hugh: AM? PM?

Millard: No, nine, like the date.

Hugh: Today is the sixteenth, Mill. What the- you've been awake for a week?

Millard: No I haven't.

Hugh: Oh good.

Millard: I didn't say it was this ninth.

Two

Enoch: We've got to find a way to cut down expenses. What can we live without?

Jacob: Emma.

Three

Emma: Hey guys, have you seen Olive?

Ricky: How do you lose a woman?

Kay: You forget to cherish her.

Four

Bartender: This is from the man over there.

Millard: This is a plant.

Hugh, shouting from across the bar: Just wanted to say aloe!

Five

Fiona: You know those wild straights that say "no homo"?

Fiona: What if us gays started saying "no hetero"?