Mom Tag

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So I figured Danny started this whole mom Tag thing where you have to ask your mom 10 questions! I found it awesome and fun lol. I got tagged by @thatonegirl47 to do this and I am gonna tag three other people to do this also when I'm done. So this is how it went with mom. Enjoy! - jesse

Hey mom I have to ask u 10 questions. Do you have the time to answer?

- Sure baby. What's your questions?

I'm gonna start simple. Who was on top when u and dad made me?

(My mom jaw drops and she smacks upside the head hard Lmaooo!)

-JESSE!!!!!! That's not even funny!!! You either ask normal questions or I'm leaving!

Me: *laughs hard* Well excuse me for being curious!!! What was your first thought when you found out you were pregnant with me?

- "I hope it's a girl"

Me: WELL THEN!!! I feel the love mom. Why did you choose to be with my dad?

- *laughs* u know I love you. I just wanted a girl at that time but glad i had you and well your dad was amazing and a total sweat heart. He attracted me from the first time we met. He was sweat and caring and I guess I just fell in love.

Of course u do Elizabeth (i called her by her name lmao) and cute. Did you have big fights with your mom when you were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

- Dont call me by my first name and no I didn't. I was actually the good behaving kid. Unlike SOME PEOPLE (she referring to me) I listened to everything my mom said. I respected her and loved her In every way possible. I would do anything in this world just to get her back for even 5 seconds.

But I dooooo listen to you!! (At This point I kiss her forehead and hug her) How many times have you been in love?

-Once that's in love with your dad. He will always be the first at the last.

LIES! *laughs* don't worry you can tell me I promise I won't tell him. Would you admit to me if you were afraid of something?

-Well fine. I liked this guy named David before your dad. And yes I would, in fact I am afraid of spiders and now HOT DOGS (lmfaooo she used my hot dog joke!!!!!)

Oooh mom *wiggles eyebrows* I will be asking if dad knows a David later *winks* (then I laugh really hard) mom why are u Afraid of hotdogs? Take that as the next question.

-JESSE stop! And well because I have this dirty minded SON (me again lmao) whose always horny and seems to turn everything dirty! Every time I look at a hot dog now I remember ur dad's-...

OKAYY MOM YOU DO NOT NEED TO FINISH. Why do you care if I fight with my brothers or sisters or wrestle with my friends? Well that came out a little rude but ya know.

Mom: *laughs* you messed with my head and I am gonna mess with yours and because jesse I hate violence and your my son therefore I will of course care about u and get worried if you get Hurt and same as if ur fighting with ur siblings I don't want you to hurt each other!!

Do you find me handsome?

- of course since you basically look your dad. Eyes, hair, eyebrows, lips, jaw! Everything!!

Oh so u do just because I look like dad? I see how it is. One thing you love about me?

- there's nothing not to love about you baby.

Aww mom! Bonus question. One thing you would change about me?

- You're perfect in my eyes. I wouldnt want to change a single thing about you even though you give me a little trouble every once in a while but if I had to maybe ur dirtiness

One last onee I know this Is I think the 12 one but oh well. What would you like to tell me?

- Your my big first son and I love you tons!!!! I want you to try and not get into fights every other day and FIND a girl and marry her and have kids because I'm getting old and I wanna see your kids already before I die.

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Lol well that was the end lmaoo.....kinda embarrassed but oh well. I tag Justin @Dem9Mofos, @I_Will_Kiss_A_Bad_Boy and @Stylish_Grande!

Have fun!

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