So I got tagged by jesse and since I'm a fucking boss ass bitch aka a king I ain't gonna follow no rules lmfao I'm gonna break the chain and do the opposite. Instead of me asking my mom questions I asked her what she always wanted to ask me!! Since a lot of you now have done it, its getting a little boring since all of u ask almost the same questions and blah blah! Ya so for a change! Anywhore this is how it went with mommy. Since I'm in Ireland and she's in jersey I texted her.
- Justin.
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Me: HAAAYY GIRL HAAAYYY! Got a few minutes mommy?
-30 minutes later-
Mom: -___- (lmao found it funny how she used that face) Hey babycakes, Need anything?
( YES BITCHES SHE CALLS ME THAT AND I AIN'T ASHAMED. MHM)
Me: So I have to do this thing with you where you have to ask me 10 questions you have always wanted to ask and I will answer honestly. Mkay?
Mom: What does the "m" in Kay stand for? But okay babes, this should be fun. Do I start asking?
Me: Yas mammaaaa start asking!!
Mom: If you could change anything about me as a mom, what would it be and why?
Me: Gurrrllll I wouldn't want to change anything about you! Ur the most perfect mom in this entire world!!!!!!!.....but maybe how u treat me like a baby most of times and always ask where I am and what I'm doing. Ya know I ain't 5 no more.
-.- (hah face again) stop calling me girl and Justin please don't be "ghetto" when you're talking to me! "I'm not 5 anymore, mom" that the proper way to say it!
Me: ANd can I just add when you correct me! Next question
Haha hush. How many girls have you slept with since u left here? The poor girls.
Me: PFT! Mom none!!!! You know I'm still a virgin!! AND MOM WHY POOR GIRLS? THEY LUCK AF
Yeah right Justin, I do know now that you are NOT a virgin. I'm gonna have a long long talk with you. I WANTED YOU TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED! Jesus. Now answer my question so I can ask the next.
Me:......shitt.heheh..love u mommy!!! And seriously tho big fat zeroooo! Ask Trevor I'm with him 24/7
Wow surprising. How many days did you exactly skip in high school? It's still bugging me to this very day!
Me: Damn mama! I think a month and 6 days maybe more idek. LOVE YA BUT LIKE WE'RE PAST THAT RITE? No need to talks bout it. NEXT.
JESUS JUSTIN!!! My god you were horrible babe. When are you planning to have a girlfriend? Because I'm starting to worry about you! You need to settle down with a girl ur 19!!! Enough sleeping around.
Me: Soooonnn soooon!
Mom: Can it be a girl of my choice? Well let me change it a bit. Would you ever date a girl of my choice? Because I have a girl in mind.
Me: Uh mom I'm sorry BUT NOOOPEEE! I wanna date a girl that I am in love with.
Mom: Fine..I understand!! But keep in mind the girl is so lovely I would love to be her mother in law someday! Next question. Are you Taking good care of Trevor?
Me: Sowwy mommy I will make sure u love the girl I'm gonna date next. I promise and Yes I am! He's so lucky to have such an amazing perfect brother like me. Mhhmmm!
Yaya! and Oh god It better be true. Feed my baby well! What's one thing you regret doing?
Me: one of the biggest regrets I have was probably yelling in ur face when I was 16 that was the first time and I promise you It will be the last. I felt and still feel soooooo bad!!
Aw babycakes! It's okay every teenager is like that. I still love with all my heart. One thing you love about me?
EVERYTHING!!
aww hehe. Do u like looking the male version of me?
Yas girl! I be getting all the girls ;) so SHANKS YOU. MHHM.
(Yeah I have her eyes hair lips nose everything lol)
Again poor girls. What's one of the biggest things your hiding from me?
MOM!!!! And okay since I said I will answer honestly I will but don't freak out!! And pleasseeee do not tell dad. But uhm so Trevor burned his thigh yesterday HE'S OKKKK IT WAS SMALL
(she didn't reply back she called and...yeah I got In trouble!)
Lmao so that was with my mom. I tag dem9mofos Dylan, @AlanaAaron and @StacyXJimenez. You could either do my awesome amazing way lol or u could just finish doing how everyone is doing it, it doesn't matter but u have to do it.
And oh yeah Trevor is okay don't worry lol it was just small burn he was an idiot for dropping the boiling water on him self.....
Byeeee
