Ask (or dare!) the entire MCU! The gang's all here!
Even Thanos.
Also, everyone's favourite fourth-wall destroyer is here too, even though he shouldn't be. Give a round of applause for Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool!
Seriously, please ask or dare them. I...
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"Wait, I'm a teen now? Okay, I guess. Uh... I'll go ask Peter out I guess," Wade said, nervous. He did like Peter, but he basically only met him yesterday.
He walked up to Peter, who was sitting on the couch playing on his phone.
"Hi! You're, uh, you're Deadpool, right? What's up, dude?" Peter asked, putting his phone down on the arm of the couch and looking at Wade expectantly. Wade was starting to think maybe it was too soon to ask him out, after all, Peter didn't even know his actual name.
"So, I've been dared to ask you out. Like, on a date. So... Yeah. My real name is Wade, by the way. So... Date?" Wade fidgeted with the gloves of his suit. Peter laughed before realizing it wasn't a joke.
"Well, we literally just met. So maybe we could start by being friends and see where it goes from there?" He suggested. Wade liked that idea quite a bit.
"Sure! I-I wasn't really sure if I wanted to do the date anyways, since we just met. Being friends is a good start," he agreed.
"Wait, the floor is lava? Quick, get off the floor!" Peter warned. Wade quickly hopped into the couch.
Tony, who was sitting at the kitchen table working on something on his StarkPad, didn't bother moving.
Steve jumped onto the chair near Tony and bumped the table, almost spilling Tony's coffee everywhere.
Clint, who had been sitting on the living room floor, quickly jumped onto the TV stand. Thankfully the TV didn't fall off of it.
Thor didn't move. He didn't understand the game.
Loki laid down on the floor.
Bruce didn't bother moving his feet off the floor. He was too busy reading his book.
Bucky didn't understand the meme, but jumped onto a chair anyways.
[A/N: whoops this sucks but send more asks 🅱️lease]
