Ask (or dare!) the entire MCU! The gang's all here!
Even Thanos.
Also, everyone's favourite fourth-wall destroyer is here too, even though he shouldn't be. Give a round of applause for Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool!
Seriously, please ask or dare them. I...
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"Okay guys, today we'll be learning what a Vine is. First, what do you know about vines?" Peter introduced the lesson and asked the group of adults, most of whom were sitting on the floor like kindergarteners, the perfect introductory question. T'Challa raised his hand, so Peter pointed to him.
"I know Shuri uses them to annoy me. Like when she took my drink, drank all of it, and yelled 'this bitch empty, YEET' before tossing it across the room," he explained. Shuri giggled, leaning against the wall by the whiteboard Peter and Ned had somehow found.
"Interesting. Let's begin the lesson using 'yeet' as an example, shall we? It comes from a Vine where a girl hands her friend a drink, and the friend yells 'this bitch empty, YEET' and tossed the drink into the distance," Peter began, drawing a crude diagram of the previously mentioned 'yeeting' on the board.
He explained how yeet could be said when you throw something, making Thor raise his hand high in the air.
"Yes, Mr. Thor?"
"So, if I threw Stormbreaker, I could yell 'yeet' and it would be... cool?" He asked. Peter's eyes lit up as he pictured this scenario.
"Yes. That would be so fu- I mean forking cool," he said, quickly correcting his swear when Tony gave him a judgemental look.
He continued with the lesson, and was about to move on to the next Vine when Ned interrupted with another insightful point about yeet.
"Yeet can also be used if you're happy about something, like, if something really good happens. You'd use it at the beginning or end of a sentence, kind of like punctuation," he explained. Everyone seemed mildly confused and after a moment, Tony raised his hand. Ned called on him to speak.
"So, I could use it like, 'I'm finally gonna die, yeet'?" He questioned. Ned glanced uncomfortably at Peter, unsure of what to do when an adult was aware of Gen Z meme culture.
"Well, yes, technically. But you- you really shouldn't, Mr. Stark. Seriously. It's- that's more of a young person thing to say," Peter stammered, Tony raising an eyebrow at him skeptically.
"Are you saying I'm too old, Parker?" He asked, his tone mildly threatening. Peter laughed nervously.
Luckily, Ned bailed him out by saying, "okay, the lesson's over for today everybody! Go practice your yeets!"
The crowd of mildly confused and now slightly more educated adults got up and dispersed into small groups to discuss what they learned.
For days after, Steve could be heard in the distance, saying "yeet" every time he threw the ball when playing basketball with Sam and Bucky.
