Shreks POV
It felt like the doorbell took forever. But finally the grinch opened the door NAKED what the hell. Then I remembered the ditch told me this was normal. The dog ran to the door I bent down to pet it "hey max" I said quietly. I then looked up at the grinch and shook his hand. I have to say they do not look alike at all. Like the grinch was hot and the ditch was.... well let's just say I didn't start dating her for her looks.
"Hi" he said irritated. That was awkward I thought. Luckily the ditch changed the subject."let's go inside" I walked in.
The grinches POV
I was waiting anxiously as I was getting the cave ready for company. My sisters bf is coming over. Shrek.... even the name sounds hot I thought. Wait no he's your sisters man. Then I heard it the doorbell rang I quickly got up spilling a glass of Max's pee(I'm a hoarder) damnit. I just walk to the door and max came running out before I could shake shreks hand. "Hey max" he said. Woah I didn't expect him to be hotter than he is in the pictures my sister shows me. "Hi" I said sounding rude just because he went to my dog first. My sister said "let's go inside" thank god that was getting awkward.we went inside and when shrek passed me he even smelled amazing uggg no he's your sisters bf.
Shreks POV
We sat on the couch and I thought I smelled dog piss but let's just forget about it."I need to go to the bathroom" the ditch said leaving us alone.
