Shreks POV
Yeah I left. I just thought we needed a break but I'm back now it's been 2 months but I'm back. We were just doing our daily routine. I was reading the paper while the grinch was making breakfast. I looked down and saw something awful." SHIT SHIT SHIT" I yelled. "What?" The grinch said concerned. I read the article to him. " local ditch was hit by a car and died all because she couldn't hear the honks of a car because she was wearing air pods." WHAT THE HELL" I yelled. " I ALWAYS KNEW AIR PODS WERE DANGEROUS" the grinch screamed." THIS IS ALL OOU FAULT" I said. "YEAH...... it is.We sat there crying all over the place while grek and pear watched us. 3 weeks later
We attended the ditches funeral depressed and when we got home I went to the kitchen because I always eat when I'm sad. While the grinch goes to the bathroom i heat crying. Walk over there open the door and see like 30 pills in the grinches hand. To be honest I don't really love the grinch anymore so I just walked away hoping he didn't see me. I left the cave leavin a not that read
Dear grinch,
If you're reading this it means you didn't kill yourself but I'm just not in love with you I've left and hope to never see you again because you're ugly I see where pear gets it. Also I'm taking pear but you can have grek.
Oh and p.s. change geeks name because that ship is not alive.
I left with pear and headed to Kermit's house( he needed comforting) once I got there he opened the door and hugged me.
"How are you" I said. " honestly great she was just really bad at everything and I'm happy to get rid of her but I called you over because I want to have fun" he said with a smirk.
And with that we left to his bedroom.
