The grinches POV
The past 9 months have been pretty normal. Hurtful but shrek has been there every step of the the way. I'm now in the hospital giving birth to a great baby girl. We took her home and.... GOD she was ugly Jesus. She looked like the ditch and every little boy on vine had a baby." We'll just not really look at her" I said. Shrek gave me a look that said we can't do that. Oh did I mention shrek lost his voice overnight. " we'll name her....pear" I told shrek because she's green and her head looks like a pear. Shrek nodded.Shreks POV
I lost my voice out of nowhere but the grinch had the baby girl and ugh she was ugly. We named her pear because her head is shaped like a pear and she's green."hey " the grinch said " let's get a dog" ok I thought as I nodded my head in exitment.