"... so in the bowl i have the wet ingredients, I'm using coconut milk instead of milk so this may turn out to be a disaster..."
Joey sat on the couch watching TV when he heard Lauren talking to herself in the kitchen. He was about to go and see if she wanted help but thought better of it after the last time he interrupted her Instagram cooking stories and she yelled at him.
After a few minutes, and more than a few attempts at recording certain parts of her story, Joey heard her put her phone on the counter and knew she was done filming for a while. He headed into the kitchen to grab a drink.
"Am I still banned or can I come get something from the fridge?" he asked sheepishly.
"Don't be so dramatic." she replied.
"You know, your desserts might come out a little better if you had some help. I could start mixing things for you, hell I'll be the cameraman for you if you want."
"Are you done? Cos I gotta start working on this batter." she reached for the spatula but Joey quickly grabbed it first and held it above his head.
"Uh-Oh, now what are you gonna use to mix your batter?" Joey spoke in a ridiculous baby voice that caused Lauren to roll her eyes and cross her arms.
"Really? What are you 12 years old?" she started grabbing at his arm to pull the spatula towards her but he used his free arm to fend her off. As she tiptoed and stretched as far as she could he pecked her lips and waved the spatula in the air.
Lauren took a few steps back, her smile fading as she subtly bit her lower lip.
"...Take your pants off." she stared into his eyes as he looked back, confused and stuttering.
"Wh-What?"
"You heard me, take 'em off!" she ordered.
He threw the spatula on the counter and hastily started fumbling with his belt buckle, pulling his jeans down. Lauren seized the opportunity, grabbed the spatula and smacked him on the butt with it.
"Ow Jesus! What the fuck Lo?"
"You have your skills and I have mine. Now get the fuck out of the kitchen so I can bake."
He slowly turned around and waddled into the living room, his jeans still round his ankles as Lauren continued where she left off.
"so you want to add the dry ingredients and slowly fold them together..."
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Yet another Richpez fic
FanfictionJust some ideas I've had after reading some of your great fics on here. It's a little rough around the edges, I'm not really pre-planning anything, just writing as it comes to me. Any comments and feedback are more than welcome :-) Also if you have...
