Guest Time!- Master Malice

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Come one, come all to my blog book- cuz we're welcoming another guest of ours- Master Malice!

Master Malice,"Whassup~"

"Master Malice, we're so glad- and honoured to have you here. So, tell us a little something about yourself."

Master Malice,"Heya, Maurice Nelson DeGrey here. Call me Maurice- or Master Malice! I live with my parents and lil' sis and WE'RE ALL PUNCHES AND STUFF!"

Wow, he reminds me a lot about Hawkodile XD

Master Malice,"Nah, I'm just kiddin'- my lil' sis is still a pure cinnamon roll- while my parents support charity."

"Wha... Well, no offence, but how'd you end up evil? Don't you think your family would be shocked once they found out about it?"

Master Malice,"*pats me on the shoulder* Chill, bro, I only told them that I'm working with cool dudes and we're skateboard experts!"

"Huh? Well, what'd they say?"

Master Malice,"Jeez, chill, man, like my family. They believe in ANYTHING I say."

"Well, okay then. So, Master Malice, how's your life after you became evil and well- MALICIOUS?"

Master Malice,"It's super rad! I get to whack stuff, wreck houses, and punch stuff and things! Yeah, I get to punch stuff and things."

Wow, he even speaks like Hawkodile.

"Heya, Master Malice, so I just realised that your accent sounds quite familiar with someone I know. His name is Hawkodile, do you know him or something?"

Master Malice,"You mean that super duper rad bodyguard of Princess Fire-breath? Oh shut up! I never speak of him! *whispers* although he's still pretty cool..."

(A few stuff starts falling out from Master Malice's grip.)

"Uh, Master Malice, I think you dropped something! What are these...*picks them up* Oh, a few photos..."

Master Malice,"*gulps*"

"*reads* Took a photo with a super duper rad person today...? Oh! So you admire Hawkodile, Master Malice? Oh wow! You even got his autograph!"

Master Malice," |:[ "

"Oh! Here's one more- What?!? Master Misery?!? *reads* She's bae... Huh? Whaddya mean by this- OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, looks like someone has a c-"

Master Malice,"Shut up and give those photos back, Frown."

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Okay then XD

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