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9-2-14

9-2-14

Have you ever just been randomly pissed off for something so unimportant, you get even more pissed off for being pissed off at it?

That sentence would basically just describe my morning.

My throat hurts, my voice is still partially lost in the depths of my esophagus, and I now have a pounding migraine. Oh, and I have a thousand bug bites all over my arms and legs.

Thank you, Mother Nature.

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I just feel like stuffing myself with animal crackers and Caprisun.

I remember when I was little I loved Caprisun, but I was always afraid that I might choke on the straw because sometimes, I was so eager to drink it, I put the straw so far up my throat I almost choked.

That reminds me of those creepy stories where they take something seemingly adorable, and then make it seem really really creepy. For example, a doll. Some horror books and movies feature some kind of doll staring creepily at the characters, either holding a weapon of some type, or being bathed in blood beforehand.

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When I was little, I used to love strawberries. I would eat them all the time and sometimes ate more than I was supposed to. One time, I ate so many strawberries, I puked afterwards. I think that was either in first grade, or second grade. Ever since then, the only strawberry food I could eat and actually like and not throw up afterwards was a strawberry banana smoothie. I sometimes start gagging when I smell strawberry hand sanitizer.

People think I'm weird when they hear my strawberry story.

Don't judge.

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I have a favorite you tuber. His user name is nigahiga. He is so funny!!! The puns he puts in his videos are hilarious, and he bleeps out any bad words. You should seriously look him up.

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I love puns. Puns are life. I put this one pun on my math poster that was hilarious!

The math pun is to the side, or for all the small device people,  the pun is at the top.

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Why do people make up really weird words and make them trendy?

For Example:

yaaaaaasssssss - Yes. Yes is yes. No is no.

bae - um... what? Are you still speaking English?

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Anyways, time to go. Eat your pop tarts and be happy.

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