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1-6-15

1-6-15

Hello fellow Wattpadders!!

Welcome to the BOSSOMENESS GALAXY!!!

That's right! I watch jacksepticeye! He's a hilarious Irish Youtube gamer that cusses A LOT. However, that is an exception because HE'S HILARIOUS!!!!! You should really check out his vids.

Anyways, I've been having very strange thought processes lately.

For example, what if people were named after food, and food was named after people?

"Hey Broccoli, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

"Gertrude. That reminds me, where is little Cucumber?"

"In time out. I found him nibbling on Asparagus' charlotte in the pantry."

"Ooh... Asparagus is not going to be happy at all."

"That's what I was telling Cucumber. He ate two packes of charlotte before I caught him!"

"At least he wasn't eating Strawberry's michaels."

What an interesting conversation...

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I was eating shredded cheese when the thought came to me...

Swiss cheese has holes, right? Therefore, the more Swiss cheese there is, the more holes there are. However, the more holes there are, the less Swiss cheese there is. So...

The more Swiss cheese there is, the less Swiss cheese there is?

COMPLETELY MINDBLOWN!!

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 I just came back from a run outside...

My fingers are still thawing right now, so at the moment I'm typing at approximately 15 letters per minute. 

It felt really weird when I tried talking when I first walked into my house. It was like my face was sore or something. Right now, since my face is also thawing, it feels like that one feeling you get after fake smiling for too long, and you feel the need to stretch...

Hold on, there is a gnat on my computer screen, and I have this unexplained fear of tiny insects that fly... OH MY NOT EVEN KIDDING IT IS CRAWLING OVER THE WORDS I'M TYPING HELP

WHOO! It is finally gone. What was I saying again? Oh yeah, my face is sore.

It was worth it though. I love running. It relaxes me better than when I sing in the shower because when I sing to myself outside, I can make sure nobody can hear me. That way, I can sing as loud as I want. Also, it's refreshing to get some exercise and feel the sunshine... Well, feeling the cold wind isn't as refreshing, but it was fun!

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 Anyways, I just discovered that Queen wrote a lot of my favorite childhood songs!! I especially like Don't Stop Me Now. Also, I have a new favorite song! It's called The Search Is Over by Survivor. I like how it has drums and piano! It should on the side ---> or above ^ for the mobile users.

John Mayer and Five For Fighting are amazing!! You should check out their songs.

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I'm gonna go write more of my other book now. 

Bye!

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