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10-22-14

10-22-14

Hi Wattpad! Long time no see!

I haven't updated this journal in a while because I've been caught up in schoolwork, homework, busywork, etc.

I honestly have been wanting to update but I haven't had the time lately. So this is the update! I do apologize for neglecting my Wattpad duties.

Hehehe. Duties:)

Anyways, Halloween's coming up and I need a costume idea! However, it has to be as punny as possible;) Here are some of the ideas I've come up with:

1. Tape a book to your face: Facebook

2. Dress up in all white and write LIFE in large capital letters on the front and back of your costume. Carry around a bag of lemons and hand one out to every person you encounter that night: "When life gives you lemons..."

3. Glue a lot of nickels on the back of your t-shirt: Nickelback

4. Create a witch costume. Cover in glue while wearing it. Immediately afterwards, roll around in sand: Sandwich

5. If you're not already a ginger, you can dye your hair, and then carry around a sack of large baguettes(a type of bread): Gingerbread Man

I'm still looking for a good costume. If you guys have any suggestions please comment!

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So I was studying arsenic earlier today. Did you know, young married women would poison their husbands with arsenic to become wealthy young widows? Those were some sinister women....

Arsenic was nicknamed "Poison of Kings" because it was used commonly by all social classes.

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What if trees really did have feelings, and they expressed it to other plants? There could be some kind of tree hormone that sends messages to each other. For all we know, nature could be rallying up forces against humans to stop deforestation and pollution!

Would trees evolve to walk and talk? They'd be called: Treemans. The grass would become the dogs and cats of the Treeman society. Grats and Grogs.

Fitting, don't you think?

"And I think to myself, what a wonderful world."

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Sorry Wattpad, but I need to go now. However, I have this amazing quote in mind right now. It's from an AMAZING book on Wattpad that you guys should check out.

"I just found it funny how all the broken gravitated towards the most broken out of all of us and she cured us as she got worse-like giving light to another candle even though your own flame is fading out."

- It's All In Your Head

by GoChaseRabbits

The book is so inspiring and humorous!! I seriously suggest you read it. If you guys have any book suggestions, please comment them!

Bye Wattpad!

Don't starve yourselves!

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