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8-27-14

8-27-14

Today I ate four pop tarts and started getting really hyper....

I don't know why, but my mind wouldn't cooperate with my voice, so I would be talking about random stuff like eating more pop tarts, when my mind was trying to focus on the task I was completing at hand. In my Algebra class, the sub asked me what the answer to a question was and I suddenly answered, "Food." I immediately corrected myself.

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At lunch my friends and I came up with a secret code for speaking. It's called "Super Secretive Whispering." Basically, we were whispering really loudly while  putting up our hands next to our faces to "conceal" what we were saying, except it was just really loud shouting and we put up both our hands on the opposite sides.

"PSST. HEY ALLISON. DON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE BUT I WAS PLANNING ON NOT SHARING MY POP TARTS."

"OKAY. BY THE WAY ALIYAH, I'M GOING TO STEAL ONE OF ADDIE'S CHEESE-ITS. BUT DON'T TELL ADDIE."

Addie and the rest of our friends were sitting right next to us.

Hence the name, "Super Secretive Whispering".

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I'm going camping this weekend. I'm SUPER EXCITEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't gone camping in a few years. I can't wait!!!!!

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When I twist my torso to the side in the mirror and lift my shirt up, I can see my rib cage. Does this mean I'm malnourished or something? Because I know I'm not. I eat way too much. I just exercise a lot. Do a lot of people see their rib cages? I hope this is normal...

Whenever I visit my relatives in the Philippines or when they visit my family in the U.S., they always say I'm too skinny. Well, it's better than being too fat. I'm not even that skinny. I'm just... small. 

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I was singing the Dora The Explorer theme song in class and the sub said to stop because he really didn't need to get that stuck in his head too. Then he started humming another seemingly annoying theme song to a kids show.

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My favorite color is red. So why don't any stores sell red highlighters?

They sell red pencils, red crayons, red paint, red everything- except red highlighters.

How come? It's like- rainbow racism. Totally unfair.

Also, there's no black or brown highlighters either.

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That reminds me!

Why is "blank" paper white? It doesn't make any sense.

White is still a color, so it should be counted as construction paper for school projects. Also, blank paper is white, like blank space, but space is like outer space. and outer space and empty space is black, not white. So paper factories should make the paper black, and then pencil factories should make the led white.

It makes more sense.

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I'm done for now. Write to you guys later.

Bye. Eat your pop tarts! Oh, and your veggies:)

- Aliyah Likes Cookies