Running from the Feds - Phantom Troupe x OC

taste of defeet

We entered the employee room into a dark wearhouse. I was greatful it was dark so Hisoka and Peter wouldnt see us breaking the eployees only law. I couldn't see much but I could see Hisokka and Peter standin by 2 tied up men.

"Well well well well, you thought you could steal from Trader Joes did you?" said Peter.

"It's not like that! We were just...just..."

"Silence, twink!" said Peter.

I regocized the tied up guy's voice from somewhere..was that, Shalnart?

"You won't get away with this!" said the other guy. Hey was that Chrollo?

"Oh but we already have. It's time to pay for your crimes," said Hisoka, crinkling a bag of frozen nuggies.

"Please tell me thats tofurkey," Chrollo begged.

"Nope~" said Hisoka. "It's the real deal. MSG-enhanced, hormone-filled, color-injected, inorganic chicken nuggets."

"I didn't even know they sold something so despicable at trader Joe's."

"Oh, Chrollo, I got these from Food Maxx...Now say ahh~"

"No! STOP! Please stop!!!" said Chollo trying despritely to get free.

"Here comes the airplane~"

"HELP!! SOMEONE PLEASGHDHFKSFKLHGH" Chrollo's pleas became muffled as Hisoka shoved nuggets down his throat.

"How do ya like all that meat in ur mouth?"

"God I can't watch," whispered Shizzuku.

Mean while Peter had stolen Shalnark's phone and was changing the names of all his contacts and posting embarassing things on his twitter. "You can fuck with Save Mart. You can fuck with Grocery Outlet. Hell, you can even fuck with Whole Foods. But nobody, NOBODY fucks with tRader Joes," he said.

"We can't let's this go on like this," said Machi desicively. "Ladies, let's go."

"Hey wait what--" Machi and Shizuku jumped out of our hiding spot before I could ask what we were even gonna do. Like what the fuck were we gonna do? If we didnt have a plan we could just be kid napped like Cholo and Sharnark.

"Whos there?" yelled Peter.

"Huh?" said Hissoka seeing me, Machi and Shizuku. "Oh, its only the girls. They can't really do anything, just ignore them."

"I'll show you who can't really do anything you fucking bimbo," said Machi, opening the unopened packeges of mochi and pelting them at Hisoka.

He tried to catch them in vain and sobbed on the floor. "Th-thats so wasteful.."

"You better back off and give back Chrollo and Shaknark or I'll vaccum everything in this warehouse and u'll never get it back," Shuziku taunted waving her vacume cleaner menacingly.

"Okay! Okay.." said Peter untieing the haustages. Shallnark leaped up as perky as ever but Chrollo stayed where he was with a dead look in his eyes.

"Come on Chrollo let's go," said Machi. "Hellooo." She waved her hand in front of his face but he ddidn't respond. "Fucking useless." She lifted Chrollo up on her back like a fireman and we all walked out of the staff room.

Peter called to us from the doorway. "Don't think you've won. I'll make sure the shaodow of what youve done hangs over you for the rest of your pathetic lives in the form of a lifetime ban from this establishmen. Once I talk to my manager its over."

"Tell me how his boots taste," said Machi. That was the last thing sh said before we got back to the troupe hide out. It was the last thing ANY of us said. The car ride home was as silent as a silent film as we stewed in our defeat and acheing hunger.