It was the middle of 5th year. Umbridge was at large, people hated Harry's guts, and Harry himself was being stalked by a psycho. (Though he didn't know that.) That's right, I decided I was going to kidnap Harry FREAKIN Potter myself. It's funny too, I came before Dumbridge fires Trelawney, and she "predicted" another death threat to him. At least she'll be half right. Any who, I was disguised as a student, a Hufflepuff to be exact. But take this to account: I AM NOT A HUFFLEPUFF. POTTERMORE PROVES IT.( I'm a Ravenclaw) I'm basically just pretending to be a student, but I'm making my move tonight. He's got detention late with the toad. (You could probably see why I didn't recruit her for this book) Man, ever since I did that "thing" the villains told me to do, this has been SO much easier kidnapping and planning to torture and kill(if necessary.)
Finally, after hanging out with the Jigglypuffs, it was time to collect Harry. Voldemort wanted to do this, but I suckered him outta it. Actually, since I don't want to expose him to the modern world, he won't be kidnapping Robin or Spidey. Oh well, I'll just make sure he gets more torture time with scarface. Woah, listen to me, I sound like Malfoy! Draco Malfoy, the amazing, bouncy, ferret. I want a ferret and I will name him Draco and he will be my attack ferret. Wow, I am getting off topic. Harry just walked out of Umbridge' s office, and before she closes the door I shoot a non-verbal spell at her. Let's see how she'll like when she wakes up in tho morning and will only be able to act like the toad she is.
I stay in the shadows as I follow closely behind Harry. He stops in front of the Fat Lady, and mumbles "Redvines" Woah, so it was actually used as a password!? That is totally awesome!
He climbs in and closes the door, and once he's gone I walk up to the portrait.
"What's a Hufflepuff like yourself doing up so late?" The Fat Lady asks. Saying in my most timid and hufflepuffish way, I respond. "Harry forgot his potions homework, I had a meeting with Proffesor Snape earlier and he told me to give it to him." Now, even I know that makes zero sense considering Snape hates Harry to the core, but it was late and she was obviously tired, so why the hell not?
"Oh, how sweet. Go right on in." Wow. That was easy. Saying thanks, I jump until I finally get inside. (I'm not very tall.) I am so going to have fun doing this. He sat there with Ron and Hermione, discussing random junk I really could care less with. I decide to make my presence known.
"Well, well. If it isn't Moonshoes Potter himself. I see you got your ginger friend and pet night troll with you. It's a shame I'm going to do this." Pfft, heck yeah I'm going to act like Draco from starkid! She is BOSS!
"What the bloody hell?! How'd you find this place!" Guess who said that.
"You know, Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders. Ask anyone. Now, Harry. Can this be quick or do I need to blow your puny mind?" I'm an actress, I can be weird and creepy. I do a roll across the floor, and end up under the coffee table, head in hands and smiling like a loony. Which I was.
"What do you mean? What do you want?" Harry asked. He didn't sound afraid, just annoyed and curious. Hmm, I'll have to change that. He stands up, so does Hermin and Ron. So I get up and stand on the table, just so I can look down at them all. Except Ron, I just look him in the eye.
"Hmm, let's see. I know Hagrid gave your cousin Dudley a pigs tail when he gave you your letter for Hogwarts. I know that Tom Marvolo Riddle was Voldemort and you saved Ronald's sister from the basilisk in the chamber of secrets. I know Sirius Black, a.k.a. Padfoot to the Maruaders, is your godfather and is totally innocent. Peter Pettigrew killed those muggles. Last year, after you won the tri-wizard tournament, you gave your winnings to Fred and George to start up their joke shop. I even know Voldemort used Pettigrew to kill the idiot Cedric." I pause to look at their faces. Priceless. Now for the final touch and I'll be on my way.
"Face the music, Harry James Potter. I know everything. I know when your loved ones will die, who you'll get married to, how many kids and what you name them. I know you past, present, and future. And if you don't come with me, I can do anything to alter everything." All three of them still look at me like I'm insane. Well, I do see their point. I sigh and pull out my wand.
"Fine. The hard way it is. STUPEFY!" The curse is directed at the sidekicks, and they fly to the other side of the room. I use another spell to tie up Harry's limbs that he does not need at the moment, then direct a comment to him. And the lackeys in the room, for they had gotten a bit out of their dazed state.
"Harry, mind if I try something out I got this lipstick from a friend of mine? I altered the design so it knocks people out instead of confuses them."
"Wait, wh-" is all he has to say before I start kissing him. I can cross that off my bucket list.
"Well guys, it's been fun, but I really must dash. Toodles!" I flash out of the room.
****back in the common room*********
The mysterious -not at all hufflepuff- girl just flashed out of the room.
"Um, Hermione?" Asks a confused Ron.
"Yes Ron?"
"What the hell just happened?"
For once, she had no idea.
Hello sweeties! I finally updated, thank Rassilon. Next chapter coming soon, our little boy wonder better be prepared. Another note, comment if you found the context clue with my character. She mentioned something about it
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