To: sollux.captor@aphs.com
From: karkatvantas@adhs.com
Subject: DOGE IS LIFE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE28/08/2013
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? WHY WON’T YOU BE ABLE TO PRONOUNCE IT?
ANYWAY, I USED THE REFERENCE BECAUSE THOSE GOD AWFUL COMICS MAKE ME WANT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT AND FORCE THEM INTO MY STOMACH TO WATCH MY BOWELS MOVE AS I REGURGITATE MY BREAKFAST, WHICH I DO WHEN EVER I HAPPEN TO GLANCE UPON A PANEL.
IT IS A SIMILAR FEELING THE THOUGHT OF ACTUALLY INSTIGATING A FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN US GIVES ME.BESIDES, HOW DID YOU GET THE REFERENCE IF YOU DON’T READ IT???
DENIAL ISN’T A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU.
NEITHER IS ANYTHING ELSE, FOR THAT MATTER.
YOU ARE READING
Requiem of Isolation
RomanceKarkat Vantas' pen-pal is a total tool. He's rude, blunt, and has an aggravating typing quirk. However, when Karkat is guilted into talking to his pen-pal's brother, he finds he can stand the douche long enough to get to know Mituna Captor. The begi...