To: sollux.captor@aphs.com
From: karkatvantas@adhs.com
Subject: YOU’RE SHITTY IN GENERAL SHUT UP
28/08/2013
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, NO.
DO NOT BUTCHER A SHAKESPEARE QUOTE WITH YOUR SHITTY QUIRK. I AM PRINTING OUT YOUR RESPONSE AND SHREDDING IT AS WE SPEAK. I AM THEN GOING TO USE THE SHREDDED REMAINS TO WIPE MY ASS WHEN I TAKE A HUGE DUMP.
THAT’S BASICALLY WHAT YOU JUST DID, ANYWAY.
YOU TOOK A HUGE DUMP ALL OVER SHAKESPEARE’S WORK.
BUT YOU KNOW THE AUTHOR OF THAT FILTH?
I PITY YOU.
ACTUALLY, NO. I DON’T.
I WILL EXPRESS MY FEELINGS WITH A BOUT OF HEARTY, YET SCORNFUL LAUGHTER.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
YOU DESERVE TO SUFFER.
YOU ARE READING
Requiem of Isolation
RomantizmKarkat Vantas' pen-pal is a total tool. He's rude, blunt, and has an aggravating typing quirk. However, when Karkat is guilted into talking to his pen-pal's brother, he finds he can stand the douche long enough to get to know Mituna Captor. The begi...
