To: sollux.captor@aphs.com
From: karkatvantas@adhs.com
Subject: #SUCH CLEVER #VERY CREATIVITY
28/08/2013
KK? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NICKNAME IS THAT? SHOULD I JUST CALL YOU SL?
ANYWAY, IF YOUR BROTHER REALLY WENT HERE, YOU’D KNOW THAT IT’S NOT JUST A SPECIAL SCHOOL.
BUT I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. WHO EVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD GET ALONG WITH THE LORD OF THE DOUCHES IS A TWAT STAIN.
MAYBE WE WE’RE THE LAST TWO?
WOW, THIS GUY IS A MAJOR TOOL. HE WON’T GET ALONG WITH ANYONE. WHAT CAN WE DO? OH, I KNOW, WE CAN PAIR HIM WITH THIS DOUCHE BAG LEFT OVER FROM THIS SCHOOL. THERE WE GO. NO ONE WILL NOTICE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THE SYSTEM.
LET’S BECOME BROS JUST TO SPITE THEM. WE CAN BE THE BESTEST OF BROS, WHO BRO HUG BUMP AS A FORM OF GREETING.
LET’S DO THIS, MAN.
LET’S *MAKE IT HAPEN*.
YOU ARE READING
Requiem of Isolation
RomantizmKarkat Vantas' pen-pal is a total tool. He's rude, blunt, and has an aggravating typing quirk. However, when Karkat is guilted into talking to his pen-pal's brother, he finds he can stand the douche long enough to get to know Mituna Captor. The begi...
