-- carcinoGenteicist [CG] began pestering thereputicAphasia [TA] --
CG: HEY.
CG: SO I WAS TOLD TO MESSAGE YOU FOR SOME REASON. I DON’T KNOW WHY I AGREED. PROBABLY PITY, I GUESS. I THINK I WAS GUILTED INTO THIS?
CG: ANYWAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOUR BROTHER IS A DOUCHE.
TA: 4444HHH WH47 7H3 FUCKCCK7HC7HKKC7H
TA: WH0 4R3 Y0U WHY 4R3 Y0U 74KL1NG 7W0 M3
CG: WHAT THE FUCK?
CG: YOUR DICK BREATH OF A BROTHER SAID YOU WANTED ME TO MESSAGE YOU!
TA: D0N7 74LK 480U7 7H0LLUX L1K3 7H47 Y0U 57UP1D 4ZZ 8R41N
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
CG: YOUR QUIRK IS WORSE THAN HIS IS.
CG: WAIT.
CG: ARE YOU *LISPING* IN YOUR TYPING?
CG: OH MY GOD.
CG: EVERYTHING HAS BECOME CLEARER TO ME.
TA: 0H Y0UR 7H3 R4N7Y GUY 50LLUX 70LD M3 480U7
TA: Y0U H4V3 4 57UP1D FUCK 8R14N
CG: SAYS THE ONE WITH THE FUCKED BRAIN.
TA: ..,.,.,.,
TA: W0W 7H47 W45 R34LLY FUCK1NG 1N5EN5171V3
CG: YOU’RE RIGHT. THAT WAS A REALLY, REALLY LOW BLOW.
CG: I CAN’T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY WENT THAT LOW. I AM SUCH A FUCKING JACKASS. I AM *THE* JACKASS. EVERWHERE I GO, I WILL BE RECOGNIZED AS THE JACKASS THAT INSULTED THE SPECIAL KID.
CG: I’M SORRY, OKAY?
TA: 1 W45 JU57 J0K1NG H3H3H3H377H33H37H7H3
TA: 1 D0N’7 G1V3 4 FUCK MY 8R14N 15 57UP1D 4ND 8R0K3N 4ND 1 C4N7 L1V3 4 N0MR4L L1F3 1 FUCK1NG KNW
TA: 1M 50RRY
CG: NO SHIT FUCK
CG: I’M THE ONE WHO’S SORRY. I SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID THAT. I JUST…
CG: WHEN I GET ANGRY, I LASH OUT AT EVERYONE AROUND ME AND I SAY REALLY CRUEL THINGS, EVEN WHEN I DON’T MEAN THEM.
CG: I’M SORRY.
CG: WOW, I’VE APPOLOGIZED THREE TIMES TODAY.
CG: THAT’S A NEW RECORD.
TA: Y0UR3 7H3 K4RK47 P3R50N Y35
TA: Y0UR N07 45 M34N 45 50LLUX 7H4Y5
CG: UH.CG: THANKS, I GUESS?
TA: 8U7 Y0UR 5UCH 4 FUCK1NG L053R
CG: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOU
CG: SO I’M JUST GOING TO FUCKING LEAVE.
-- carcinoGenteicist [CG] ceased pestering thereputicAphasia [TA] --
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Requiem of Isolation
RomanceKarkat Vantas' pen-pal is a total tool. He's rude, blunt, and has an aggravating typing quirk. However, when Karkat is guilted into talking to his pen-pal's brother, he finds he can stand the douche long enough to get to know Mituna Captor. The begi...
