A/N: hey hey guess who it is? Sorry if this seems a bit rushed. I wanted to do a special chapter for jiro's birthday tommorow. So I hope you enjoy the groups antics dear readers!
Fling Pussy Pussy – 8:00 AM
pants on fire and 2 others are now online
pants on fire: diceisananimalkidnapper.jpg
cursed: adsfsd is that a f e r r e t
greasy rat: hey it was lost so I just took it
cursed: dice that ferret was part of the z o o
greasy rat: well he i s nt a n y m o r e
pants on fire: u cant even afford to take care of urself how r u supposed to take care of a ferret
greasy rat: ill find a way
cursed: u say, as u dump the ferret into ichiro's hands
greasy rat: bithc
cursed: :)
cursed: asflas ichi looks so confused tho
pants on fire: I too would be confused if a cursed gremlin and a very greasy rat handed a living ferret as a sacrifice
pants on fire: also im not in my house so good luck finding me ramuda
cursed: damn foiled aga in.
greasy rat: ramu I thot u had somewhere to be???
cursed: *thought
greasy rat: I know what I fuckin said
cursed: bithc
cursed: anyways I was gonna go with the beautiful onee-sans that invited me to lunch~! until someone decided to take a goddamn fe r r e t
cursed: if u get arrested I aint bustin u out
greasy rat: im not surprised tbh
greasy rat: kjalsdflsud9
greasy rat has added Ichiro Yamada to Fling Pussy Pussy
greasy rat: f uc k e r
Ichiro Yamada: u've been staring at ur phone for 25 minutes of course I was curious
greasy rat: f uc k e r
pants on fire changed Ichiro Yamada's name to weeb
cursed: but
cursed: but hes japane s e
weeb: meet me at denny's parking lot 3 am
pants on fire: no thanks that's the time I like to scream in anguish
weeb:
pants on fire: :)
weeb: shit man u ok?
pants on fire: not in this hellhole, no
weeb: uh o k
weeb: wait
weeb:
weeb: why do i hear police sirens
cursed:
