I had been in Maldives for several days; everything here was good except for the food. Food was the only thing that I could not adapt to.
In hotel mainly western food was catered, though it was rich in variety and all yet it did not suit my palate. In the beginning I tried to bear it but after eating it for a few days I finally began to revere the masochistic spirit of the westerners since…they eat such kind of thing for a lifetime, for a lifetime?
Eventually, I discovered some Chinese food, even though it was only watery seafood soup and rice porridge but still it was edible….I thought if I were an ape, then I would have a very healthy and happy life in Maldives since the three meals I was eating everyday mainly consisted of fruits.
Unfortunately I was having a diet rich in whole grain, as a result within a few days of coming to Maldives, I had miraculously lost one kilogram of meat!Of course I was against this additional feature of the hotel ie. Losing weight, but there was no other way, ah. Had I known earlier that food here was so abnormal then don’t know about anything else but would have definitely packed a box of ‘Master Kong’* to get me through the stay over here!
*MASTER KONG: A brand of instant noodles.
Just so, I also had to admire Jiang Li. I could clearly see that he also did not like to eat western food yet he still relished it regularly.
So I asked "Jiang Li, Do you like the food here?"
Jiang Li: "Dislike it."
Me: "Then how could you eat so much?”
Jiang Li: "If I won’t eat then I will feel hungry, stupid!"
Okay, I must admit that there’s a huge difference between the thinking of a normal person and abnormal person, now I finally understood this.
So I seized the opportunity to ask him: "Then, the food that I cook is good or not?” I coaxed him internally ‘say it’s good, say it’s delicious!’
Jiang Li thought for a moment, ultimately made a fair assessment: “Not bad.”
Me: wow ha ha ha ... ..
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Today, I and Jiang Li were eating dinner when suddenly my phone rang.
I was outraged, who would call me at this point of time and increase my phone bill. I pulled out my phone, took one look at the screen, turned out it was ‘lingering’ Wang Kai.
I hesitated and hesitated about what to do but that guy kept calling again and again, extremely determined, so I had to press the answer key.
Me: "Wang Kai, return me the charges for this call!”
Wang Kai: "Yan Yan, quickly come to the beach!"
Me: “What happened?"
Wang Kai: "Since today is your birthday, I wanted to give you something."
I suddenly realized: "Today is my birthday, I forgot ...."
Wang Kai "Hurry over to the beach; I have something good that I want to give you.”
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