Puns with Europe Russia

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-AT A WORLD MEETING-

Germany:*is blabbing about global warming*

The other countries:*listening and others taking down notes*

E.r.:*is bored out of mind*

E.r.:*suddenly gets an idea*

Germany:so any questions?

E.r.:*raises hand* I have a fact!!!!

Germany:go ahead e.r.

E.r.:hey Germany

Germany:Ja

E.r.:did you know that German reporters are the VURST??????
*quietly stands up slamming her hands on the table looking serious*

All the other countries:*are trying not to laugh*

Germany: you do realize that i can recapture you

E.r.:I'd like to see you try *smirk

Germany:*runs after e..r.* GET OVER HERE

E.r.: TIME TO BE RUSSIAN (rushin)

And that was how Europe Russia got captured in 2019

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