Similarities of England to one of my classmate

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(Before I start idk why but...yeah I'm gonna be comparing my classmate er best friend IDK WHAT, to England cuz he is England in our classroom and cuz he has same personality.... Kinda and cuz why not? Also I have my own Oc which I will explain next time BTW his name is Ged)

1.England is good at chess and only gets defeated by Scotland
Ged:is the master of chess and only gets defeated by our adviser....and sometimes me

2.England is known to be bad at cooking but actually isn't
Ged:is the reverse of England is known to be good at cooking but actually is not

3.England is short
Ged:is the most shortest in the whole of Grade 6 (yes we are grade 6)

4.England is known to fight with France a lot
Ged: is known to fight with Roan (my other classmate friend) a lot as well

5.You will always here England say "YOU BLOODY GIT" or "WANKER"
Ged: you will always hear him say "IDIOT" or "IDIOTIC MAN"

6.England's part:
England:*is laughing at France for failing to flirt with Hungary* "Hahahaha that's what you get  bloody git" *trips face first*
France:who you laughing at now black sheep of Europe at least I'm not alone
America:need some ICE for that burn?
England:(-_-) *starts chasing after America*
America:AHHAHHHHHHHH SAVE ME HIS TRYING TO KILL ME WITH HIS COOKING

Ged's part:
Ged:*wins at chess against me and I become his slave for 1month (this is true)*
Ged:hhahahahah that's what you get for challenging the most GREATEST country Europe Russia (don't ask why that is my o.c. character)
Ged:*stands up about but falls face first because of slipping on the white queen chess thingy*
Me:wow guys who ever thought that the chess master was so clumsy to slip oh and also you I still remembered when you were GREAT England (England is actually his country)*starts sprinting away*
Ged:*starts running after me* IDIOT YOUR MY SLAVE FOR ONE MONTH COME BACK HERE
Me:AAAAAHHHHHHHH GUYS HELP ME A LITTLE MAN IS CHASING AFTER ME
*gets stopped by Stephen (he is our Canada in the classroom also best friend)*
Me:uh oh
Ged:*smirks darkly getting closer*

(Ehhhhhhhh that was so long welp hope you like it )

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