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HP AU Part 2: Yule Ball Akaashi, Kuroo, Matsukawa, Oikawa, & Terushima

Anonymous asked: hello again hp anon here! I don't know if I'm asking too much because this is harry potter related again (you can go ahead and ignore/delete this if it is). If not, I got another writing prompt for you guys if y'all are interested: hp!au yule ball headcanons with akaashi, kuroo, matsukawa, oikawa, and terushima. thank you~ :)

Why did I say two requests before I could order dinner? I want my Chinese, plus delivery takes an hour, which I was planning on writing in. Ugh.

Anyway, I think you can tell I'm in the hp mood right now. Hmmm...I'm not going to specify houses, since I don't think it's too important. Fun fact: this took me two pages in word to write.

~~Admin Keiji

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Akaashi:

I think we can easily say Akaashi Keiji is the prettiest person ever

He asked you to the ball when you two are studying in the library. You were pouring over Arithmancy notes and he bluntly says, "Want to go to the Yule Ball with me?" You obviously said yes because, well, Akaashi Keiji.

He dresses in a simple dressing gowns, looking much like a tux. He's turning heads as he walks by (both female and male), but when he meets up with you, he claims you are the best-looking thing he's ever seen.

If it were up to him, he'd stay at the side the whole night not dancing, but he recognizes that you'd like to dance and compromises to make you happy—you'd avoid dancing in the center and stay to the outside edges.

He's the kind of person who will gladly hold your heels for you while you run to the restroom so you don't have to hobble there. Honestly, the most courteous boy in the entire room.

Kisses you during the last slow dance. However, he asks first so not to make you uncomfortable, which causes you to be uncomfortable.

Overall: 11/10 Would go to the ball again.

Kuroo:

Asks you out by attaching a howler to his cat's collar. You don't notice the note—just the cat—until it goes off in breakfast "_____ YOU'LL GET A HOWLER EVERYDAY UNTIL YOU AGREE TO GO TO THE YULE BALL WITH KUROO!" He gets a detention and a date to the ball.

Despite his overwhelming enthusiasm about the ball, he doesn't realize he actually needed dress robes (lord, help this boy) until the day before. He was just planning on wearing his school uniform but gets stuck with Bokuto's extra robe that was too small. Yet, this robe was too big width-wise, but too small length-wise. He looked like a mess.

He tried for three hours to do something with his hair, and failed. When he tells you this with a sad look, you immediately take out the clips on one side of your head so you match.

At some point in his life, someone must have told Kuroo he could dance well. At that same moment in his life, he was lied to. Keep stepping on your feet and swinging you into people. But you have so much fun that you simply don't care.\

Tries to convince you to make-out behind a pillar. It doesn't take much convincing and your lips are swollen by the end of the night.

Overall: 10/10 Would go to ball again, but avoid dancing, make out more.

Mastsukawa: (i can't write this boi seriously. He's just a meme to me)

"Oh shit, waddup, _____, it would meme the world to me, if you would come with dis boi to the Yule Ball." How could you refuse that?

Wears a pink plaid dress robe with a striped undershirt and somehow, it's the most attractive thing you've ever seen a person wear. His reasoning? Maybe he can become a school-wide meme if he wore it, as if he wasn't one already.

Not only does he shove his face with food, but he doesn't care that you alsoshove your face with food the whole night.

Dances like he's in a mosh-pit during the slow songs; dances like it's a slow song during more upbeat music. Miraculously, you are not embarrassed one bit when you join him. Maybe you can be a meme, too.

Asks you to be the window to his wall, to be the sweat that drips down his balls. (Asks you to be his s/o). After you're finished laughing, you agree to be the "tionary" to his "dick"

Overall: 420/69 would meme with him again.

Oikawa:

You kind of expect that the reason he asked you to the ball over anyone else because you never hung all over him like all the others. Yeah, he's cute, but not that cute.

He wears one of the nicest dress robes you've ever seen, and you admit that he looks good. It's actually worth all the death glares you've been receiving by hopeful girls wishing he'd had asked her.

He's a very attentive date and you get to see his true self, which is really nice. He's not as suave as he makes himself out to be, but really a dork who is always whining after his Iwa-chan. Something about seeing him in this light is refreshing and you want to get to know him more.

You actually tell him that, expecting him just to brush you off as another fangirl, but he blushes a bit and suggests maybe you go to Hogsmeade together on the next trip out there. You agree and he blushes even more.

A very nice dancer, indeed. Perfect mixture between rhythm and steps. Leads you well and never steps on your foot.

Overall: 10/10 Hogsmeade is too far away

Terushima:

When the resident bad-boy asked you to the ball, you said yes. You felt like he would show a good time, and if you got detention, then so what.

Doesn't wear dress robes, tells you to get to fancy. He wears ripped jeans and a muscle shirt and you wear a short "club" dress. You're only able to get in the ball because he bribed Nishinoya with chocolate to distract the professors.

Crowd surfs once when a punk song is playing. One of the professors notice and almost catches him before he slips further into the crowd with you, other students hiding you and pointing the prof in the wrong direction.

Shows you what it's like to kiss someone with a tongue ring. It's interesting, and you tell him you're going to need to collect more data points to form an accurate conclusion. He happily obliges.

When you finally get caught and kicked out of the ball, and given a week's worth of detention, you two scurry to the kitchen to get a late-night snack, then make your way to the observatory to talk about the meaning of life.

Overall: 10/10 You'd break all the school rules again.