Do you ever just wonder what shampoo tastes like on a raw chicken breast?
Do you ever say that something is yours, when in reality, it's your long lost creepy uncle who has a meth lab and dirty old white van?
Do you ever wash just your toenails? Like, not your feet, just the nails.
Do you ever have a "great idea" to make a book about random thoughts, and then wonder if in a few years someone who is interviewing you for a job finds it at 3:38 a.m.?
Do you ever stare at your empty void of a wall and scream into its forever stretching abyss?
Skinny thicc boy got me quakin
Do you ever sit on a giant gumball machine and look into your dreams to find the monster that says hes friendly, but in reality are the scientists that are doing top secret experiments on you and your brain?
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his guy looks like he's trying to not seem jealous in front of his hot ex girl, while he's sitting with some thot who says "suposebly"
