Just a Friendly Word Of Advice For Lemon Writers

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Okay real talk-

I just read a fic- shocker I know. So like I'm just reading, waiting for the
s a u c y shit to start, when all of the sudden, the dude pulls out an 11 inch dick-

D O
Y O U
U N D E R S T A N D
H O W
D I S T U R B I N G
T H A T
I S

THATS A FULL SUBWAY FOOT-LONG YOU SHOVING UP YOUR COOTER---

I'm not saying that you can't exaderated it a little, but, damn.

IMAGINE HOW BAD THAT WOULD HURT

And the fic I read had them, u h, go in dry.

F U C K MAN---

At that point, you might as well fuck a horse or somethin man, jeez

(is it geez or jeez??? Who knows)

Okay, now that that's out of the way-

How would they hide a boner
Like, that sounds like a nightmare to deal with. Everybody is gonna know lol

So, uh, have a cool day I guess. It's 2020 now,,,,,,,














I guess I'll actually write something semi serious kkhhhhhh

I guess I'll actually write something semi serious kkhhhhhh

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 26, 2020 ⏰

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