Look,
I'm not, I repeat not, a serious person. In fact, this entire story is just shit post. But, there's something I would like to address because, in all honesty, it annoys the shit out of me.
Nervousness/ stuttering~
Sentance I will be using as an example: "I don't know; I just like apples."
Listen.... LISTEN-
N O N O R M A L H U M A N B E I N G S T U T T E R S L I K E T H I S :
"I-I d-don't kno-w; I j-just l-ike app-les..."
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THISANNOYSMETONOEND-
L 👏 I 👏 S 👏 T 👏 E 👏 N-
Make it more INTERESTING! This stuff is boring, and it doesn't look professional. (I know not everyone on this website is professional, [especially the kinda shit I read🍋] but still.)
Here, try something like this:
"What? Why are- I dunno... I just- I JUST REALLY LIKE APPLES, OKAY!!!"
Mmmmmmmmm-MMMMMMMMM
LOOK 👏 AT👏 THIS 👏 THICC 👏 BITCH👏 WORK 👏 IT👏 HUUUUUN👏
Look: I'm not saying that nobody can stutter-likeananimelittlebitch- but what I AM saying is that you should really not try so hard. People don't stutter that much! Guess what? They usually just trip over their words! It's okay if you write like that, but I'm just trying to help.
ALSO, WHILE I'M AT IT, BLUSH~
AHHHHHH-
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO RIP MY HAIR OUT:
"I don't know;" she said, not meeting his gaze. Her cheeks were bright red. "I just really like apples."
Sure, blushing is a sign of being nervous, but so are THESE:
• playing with hair
• scratching neck/ head
• picking at fingers
• slightly swaying back and forth
• stepping back
• sweating a fucking river
NEW- andbetter- SENTENCE:
"Look, buddy," she breathed unevenly. She was holding out her arms, almost like she was trying to push him away. She took a slow, shakey step back, her eyes huge, "I really don't want any- p-please don't- I... I REALLY LIKE APPLES, OKAY? Please, just leave me alone!"
Mmmmmmmmm spicy~
Um... yeah. That's about it, folks. Have a gay day~
I regret nothing~
Y'know what- TILDAS~
USE 👏 MORE 👏 OF 👏 THEM👏
okee bye now~
(what the fuck; the last sentence sounded like some guy was going to murder her for liking apples. the fuck is wrong with me?)
