things that are dum

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Me

People

When someone at a restaurant orders a salad, then takes all your cheese fries. L I K E , I F Y O U W A N T E D S O M E , O R D E R S O M E

Jo jo siwa

The fact that people cringe at moist

Lemons that only include the foreplay, like, I W A N T T H E Z E S T

Walnuts

Scratched CD's

Gym class
(Cuz ima thicc girl and it doesn't go well)

When people pretend that they know me when they don't

When they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you just cant get into it because they would never understand

Two shots of vodka

Your chicken strips

Forks in the garbage disposal

Two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they're not gay

Your fuccin money
*dun dun*

YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRR favorite dinner food

Miss Kesha

O w o

U w U

> w <

* w *

You lookin smexy




Like damn son






You lookin t h i c c a s h e l l








I'd smash 😫😫😫👌👌👌🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦👅👅👅


































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