Bad jokes for bad days

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Not in click house

As I lay in bed alone staring at the roof I felt empty. It's not like anything was wrong I just wasn't happy. I'm never happy. *BUZZ* I looked to my bedside table to see my phone lit up. I unlocked my phone to see a text from my boyfriend Elliot.

Elliot💞
Hey babe! How are you?

Y/N☕️
Pretty bad😭

Elliot💞
Well to cheer you up I have some pretty bad jokes.

Y/N☕️
Ok what you got?

Elliot💞
Why was did the scarecrow get an award?......outstanding work in his field😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Y/N☕️
Omg I cringed so hard it hurts.

Elliot💞
I think you're jealous because my jokes are better than yours anyways another joke

Elliot💞
What do you do when you see a spaceman?.......you park your car man😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Y/N☕️
That is just not it at all

Elliot💞
Don't be a bummer☹️

Elliot💞
Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long 1?

Y/N☕️
Go right ahead

Elliot💞
Joke joke joooooke

Y/N☕️
Stop

Y/N☕️
Please

Elliot💞
Are you copper and telerium because you're a CuTe....badum TSS

Y/N☕️
Ok you win I'm happy just please stop

Elliot💞
Ok see you later I have to record

Y/N☕️
Byeeee 🙂🖐

That was kinda short but like cute so yay! Hope you enjoyed! Also did you like the last chapter? Should I do more of that? TELL ME!!

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