2nd grader: *Shows me red bracelet with Chinese coin on it* Me: "That's cool. So you got it for the lunar new year then?" 2nd grader: "No, China gave it to me." Me: *blinks* "The country of China gave it to you?" 2nd grader: "Yeah, I looked under my pillow and it was there." Me: "Oh, so it was the tooth fairy. You lost a tooth." 2nd grader: "No, it was China." Me: "China left a coin under your pillow?" 2nd grader: "Yep." Me: *Hetalia brain short circuits*
The China fairy leaves shiny coins for all the good little boys and girls
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