“PUSH AWSTEN, PUSH” Brendon yelled as Awsten was pushing the baby out of his b00ty.
Awsten cried as he held his husband’s hand and the baby finally came out.
“Dad look the baby is here!” Otto smiled as he cleaned the baby boy.
Cause they had a boy.
Geoff cut the long cord (I forgot what it’s called) (it’s called an umbilical cord.) and handed the baby to his dads.
Brendon and Awsten smiled, “Rat Frank Iero Knight Urie,” they said in unison.
“That’s the perfect name for a perfect baby,” Awsten smiled and kissed Rat’s head.
“Dada Awsten, what about me and Geoff?” Otto asked, pouting a bit.
“You’re not as special as Rat.” Awsten stated, leaving Otto crying.
Geoff frowned, “Dada Awsten you don’t have to be so mean, you know Otto is sensitive.”
Then, Dallon bursted in the room like that one guy from a Dragon Ball Z.
Dallon held a baby- toddler in his hand cause him and Ryan had a child as well.
The toddler’s name was Sans Moto Gerard Way Seaman Weekes.
“My son Sans wants to meet your newborn,” Dallon claimed, putting Sans on the floor.
Sans went over to look at Rat and felt his heart racing,
“I’m gay.”
Then the whole room was quiet… too quiet.
Brendon, Awsten, and Dallon looked at each other, then Sans and Rat.
“Be gay when he’s 2. He’ll start talking to you so it’ll be fine if you guys be gay,” Brendon said, Awsten and Dallon nodding in agreement.
Sans then kissed Rat and Rat smiled.
Sans pulled away, “Wanna be gay with me Rat?”
Rat giggled, “Yes Sans.”
The three older men’s eyes widened, “Rat said his first word!!”
Rat giggled once more, “I wanna be gay with Sans now !!!!”
They all knew they were gonna be gay.
~~~~~~Since I forgot the year Gerard and Frank kissed, pretend it’s that year~~~~~~~~
Wait. You thought that was all in the present? That was the past.
Sans and Rat now go by Gerard Way and Frank Iero.
They wanted their secret identities a secret.
a n y w a y s
Now they were apart of a band that was originally gonna be called, ‘I Cough Love,’ but instead they called it, ‘My Chemical Romance.’
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chaotic band fanfic
Fanficok so me and some internet friends had the bright idea to each write one line at a time and this is the chaotic, cursed result.
