*I'm sitting in my room rewatching the above video, pausing on a frame with the mysterious creature*
Kyubey: So, you think that's a Witch?
Lillyan: Hm? Ah—!
Kyubey: Well, do you?
Lillyan: I-I guess so. But I don't what it wants with him or anyone else.
Kyubey: Maybe I can help you. Just make a contract with me, and become—
Lillyan: And become a Magical Girl~ You can wish for anything you want, and you TOTALLY won't INEVITABLY die~ because of your despair~ And then I'll get to save the universe~! It's not like I have any idea what you're feeling or anything! Such fools!
Kyubey: I'm sorry... I know what I'm doing is wrong, and I want to fix it... But I can't do it myself... If you make a contract with me, I promise, I won't let you become a Witch...
(Raptors: If life and reality wanted to teach me a lesson, why couldn't it teach me normally?...)
Lillyan: *sigh* Alright, fine.
Kyubey: Very well. What is the one wish you'd have that will make your Soul Gem shine?...
Lillyan: ... I'm done sitting back and watching him suffer further, and I want to show him how similar someone can be to him without suffering! Make me like him, and do not allow me to fall into despair!
*I feel a sharp pain in my chest as Kyubey removes my soul from my body*
Kyubey: Accept it... this is your destiny...
*I take my Soul Gem in my hand*
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Lillyan: It's almost just like Madoka's...
Kyubey: That's not actually something I can really control, believe it or not. Anyways, we should get going.
***
Kyubey: Perfect, bringing you here seems to have gone just fine. Now, let's see how you fare against a Witch.
*the surrounding area fills with bright colors and rainbows- the Witch's Labyrinth*
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Kyubey: This is Mary Sue, the Witch of Perfection. Do you remember what he said?
Lillyan: That perfection is demanded in an imperfect world...
Kyubey: And what about you? What do you think?...
Lillyan: That he is wrong. That the world smites down anything that deems itself perfect...
Kaiba (flashback): It's tedious, poorly designed, and pathetically constructed. If the person responsible were under my employ, I'd have them fired.
Kyubey: So, what must you do to this Witch?
Lillyan: I must KILL her... *transforms*
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*I slash through the Witch's cuddly minions and launch energy beams at them, eventually reaching the Witch itself*
Kyubey: Great! Now, try using your Magia.
Lillyan: My Magia?
Kyubey: You saw Mami do it, right? Go on, give it a try.
*a ball of light appears around my neck, sending small yellow lightning bolts along my scarf*
Lillyan: Ir Magica Loco!
*I beat the Witch with both ends of my scarf, releasing a beam of light to end the attack. Mary Sue's barrier fades and her Grief Seed falls into my hand*
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Lillyan: Curious. What Magical Girl turned into this Witch?
Kyubey: No clue. It was probably something like... "Lucina Diablo Akemi-Kaname". Serves her right, if you ask me.
Lillyan: *chuckle* Yeah.
***
Mitakihara Center for Reproductive Choice
Kyubey: Why are we hunting for Witches way out here?
Lillyan: Just feels like somewhere a Witch would be hiding. It would honestly be satisfying, watching them draining the life out of mothers as they slaughter their own children...
Homura: I know how you feel. Part of me wonders if I should have gone back further and put her mother through this...
Lillyan: Is that really how far you'd go to keep Kaname Madoka from becoming a Magical Girl?... Her being one is the reason you're one, so if you were to somehow succeed, it would cause a paradox. You're truly doomed, Akemi Homura... Then again, you didn't promise you'd keep her from making the Contract. You promised you would save her from being stupid, that you wouldn't let Kyubey fool her again.
*I pick Kyubey up by the scruff of his neck and hold him out to Homura*
Lillyan: But hear this: I'm a Magical Girl, and he hasn't fooled me... So, why don't we defeat Walpurgisnacht together?
