HC: Get a haircut would you?
Riley: Okay. At least I have hair.
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Me: Why is that so perfect?
KS: You know what else is perfect? You. Okay.
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EW and Sarah with airpods in: I'm sorry Michelle, I don't speak broke.
*Chem Teacher looks like they just told me to die*
Me: Look at me with my airpods and their walking lead.
Chem: Take the airpods off the lead and then make them work.
Me: I'm sorry I'm poor!
