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Me: I am not an extrovert and if I didn't have my phone, I'd have killed many people by now.

Home class: Do it!
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Bio: Millennials are so sensitive.

Angie: Yes we are.

Me: We aren't millenials. We're the next generation.

Bio: You were born 2000s...?

Me: Millenials ended in like 1996, (Bio). I did my research project on it I know some thing about the topic.

Bio: Are you sure? I love the sass there. *looks it up* you were exactly right, Michelle. I love being proven wrong... I'm a millenial.

Me: Are you easily offended, (bio)?

Bio: I have to rethink who I am.
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Angie: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Me: Wrong. The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell.

Bio: The mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell. You're the first student to pick up on that.

Me: I saw it on a meme...
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Angie: I wouldn't hang out with them because they're low key bitchy

Holly: Then you'd fit right in.

Angie: Fuck you, asshole.
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Chem: I can't airdrop to myself.

Me: Because apple is stupid. That's why you get a samsung.

Chem: No that would be stupid.

*Keelin and I take offence.*
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Jessica: I had to use my student ID in NSW. I felt special.

Me: woow. You're practically an old man with a pension now.

Mum: hahahahaha. That was funny.

Me: it's been known to happen.

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