2nd May

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Me: Last year was the year you said I was your infinity x infinity so your nothing.

Keelin: You're my x to the power of 0.

Me: Naw. Now that one was wholesome.

6th May

Me: You're 23 letters out Keelin.

Keelin: If it was for me, it'd be 25 letters out.

Me: Why?

Keelin: Because I have nothing.

Me: I'll give you one of my letters, keelin.

Keelin: Naw. Thank you. No ones ever said anything like that to me before.

9th May

Hot chocolate, more like hot dreams.
-Keelin

Keelin: Michelle stop texting your boyfriend. Let him do boy things.

Me: No he'll be doing it tonight.

Keelin: Ohh

Me: He's going to his mates house, shut up.

Bio: Guys and girls. There are no guys. We're all girls.

Me: Yes we are, (bio teacher).

Bio: Brooke not Brock.

Angie: Is it the same as jsjsj class

Spencer: Yeah because i wrote it as an assignment years ago.

Keelin: That's so cute

Spencer: So is my face.

Later

Keelin: He's such a cute teacher.

Me: Ill draw the ptokaryote first.

Keelin: I'll draw your prokaryote first.

Angie: Wow what an insult.

Keelin: I know. I make all the old people shake.

Bio: Whats the plural of data?

Keelin: Data.

Bio: Touche... Whats singular of data?

Me: There is one piece of data.

Bio: There are many pieces of data...What's the plural of sheep?

Angie: Sheep.

Me: Sheepi.

Bio: Brianna has many sheep.

Angie: Brianna has many sheepi. I'm going to use that now.

Keelin: I don't want to see Michelle chopped up.

Bio: She tried to throw you under the bus.

Keelin: Yeah but I still don't want her to be chopped up.

Me: You've been told no to cutting me up.

Bio: Oh that's Kane. Yeah he wouldn't want to lose the love of his life.

Me: That's gross.

Herdman: You're the one that hehsubsbwl.

Kane: I just wanted to be the one to do it.

Bio: You open your door and you turn your light on because its more efficient so you don't trip over all your stuff.

Me: Jokes on you. My bedrooms clean.

Bio: That's because Kane does that. Nah.

Me: Kanes rooms a mess.

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