Me: Some parts are female. Some are male
Keelin: But won't they be one?
Me: PLANTS CAN BE ANDROGENOUS, KEELIN.
Angie: Can yall stop arguing if plants have genders?
Bio: some do some don't.
Me: *points to the word "heterotroph"* Hey look Keelin, it's definitely not you.
Angie: Oh shit.
Keelin: That hit me in a very soft spot, man.
Me: Why is it whenever angie speaks for a while, I adopt an American accent?
*Bio speaks in american accent*
Angie: I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT
Me: Angie, say water.
*says water in an american accent*
*everyone bursts into laughter*
Angie: Y'all just need to like-
Bio and Keelin: Y'ALL
Angie: I feel so attacked. I can't even. I can't tolerate this horrible, toxic environment.
Bio: Then go back to America
Angie: I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AMERICA.
Bio: The people walking around... probably won't, finish year 12.
Keelin: That's good. It means more points for me.
Bio: Or in Angie terms phos-fayte
Angie: What the fuck? *says phosphate in British accent*
Bio: *Copies her*
Angie: I can't win in this class!
Bio: No you can't.
Keelin: Angie, I love you.
Angie: No you dont. Fuck off.
Bio: Your sister is cheeky.
Me: I already know.
Penny: What did she do? Try to escape?
Bio: Nah I had to escort her to NAPLAN. She came up with all these excuses.
