Lexi: Yummy. Dry toast.
Me: What did you want it to be? Wet?
Lexi: At least I didn't drop my toast on the floor.
Me: At least I know what toast is.
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Me: yeah. You hit his sister, get on the guillotine.
Lexi: do you know what a guillotine is?
Jessica: yes. It's the choppy choppy thing.
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Me: We don't think an airplane could be in a brick.
Lexi: We know it lives there!
Me: Hell yeah
Jessica: What?
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Me: *from willy wonka* Voilet if I had to give you a score out of 10, I'd give you a 0 because you are well rounded and I'm the stick you need.
Lexi and Jessica look weird.
Lexi: That got dirty quick
Me: Hehehehe
Lexi: She just laughs at her own joke.
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Lexi: joke that starts with chucking a brick out of a plane and the brick killing a lady by landing on her head.
Me: Storytime: how I died
