bill
— you make fun of his stutter
— you tell him it's not on purpose
— he knows you're lying
— he's lowkey insecure abt it
— " y/n , s-s-stop. "
richie
— you tell him how short he is
— " fucking hell i'm nearly your height richie! " ( let's say you're short like me , hA )
— " not true y/n ! "
— he tells you he's tall
— so defensive
eddie
— you remind him that there are germs everywhere
— " hey eddie did you know that the ground you're walking on right now has g— "
— " JuSt ShUt uP y/n iM gOnnA gEt An AsThMa AtTaCk iF YoU dONT sHuT YoUr mOuTh "
— what a clean boi
— not rly
stan
— you play with his hair
— " ha noodles , what if your head started bleeding. damn spaghetti. "
— " y/n , no. "
— he's annoyed™️
— he loves you , but s t o p.
