Rants about the biggest catastrophes in the history of catastrophes

HTTYD 3

YES INDEED.
(Spoilers on ahead!!)

I just finished How To Train Your Dragon 3. And... I didn't pay 12€ for this GARBAGE! Don't get me wrong, I'm one of the biggest Httyd-lovers out there (I have a ton of merchandise), but this movie was just a direct insult to me as a fan. Sure, some things were well thought-through, and others were... the reason I want to create a petition to erase this movie from the canon.
I, the average lover of everything fictional, just saw the advertisement for the movie EVERYWHERE and got totally hyped. Just like everyone else; after the trailer just came out, the internet was literally flooded by a tsunami of fanart. I always suspected that they'd bring up another NightFury in the last movie, because hey, what would a movie about dragons be without a dragon romance? In the world of dumb happy endings, probably nothing. Ah, wait, now I'm coming to the first point to disagree:

•Toothless' romance with this 'DayFury'
I hate it. I absolutely despise it. Not the romance as a whole, but how it was written. Seriously, I know the myth of 'love at first sight' but really? As soon as he sees her, he goes head over heels everywhere she goes. Like, no question at all. Ding dong, you got it ALL WRONG! It's one of the times where he, Toothless, as Alpha, is needed the most from his best friend and the dragons he rules over, because of some kinda well-written villain. AND HE JUST RUNS (ahem... FLIES) AFTER THE DAYFURY THE WHOLE MOVIE LONG! HE IS JUST READY TO FORGET THE YEARS HE SPENT WITH HIS BEST FRIEND AND EVERYTHING THEY WENT THROUGH, JUST BECAUSE HE SEES A GIRL. Seriously, where do we live? Maybe somewhere where the word 'loyalty' is from a foreign language? And no, I ain't finished, I'm just getting started: THE SCENE WHERE HE IS READY TO LEAD A THOUSAND DRAGONS TO DEATH TO SAVE HER LIVE! I mean, come on, you know each other for a day and a half, and that's the reason you become A TERRIBLE ALPHA!
Just when the first movie aired, it was like I found the love of my life. It had everything I loved. I became hyped like a Yandere over her Senpai. As for the second movie and tv-series; I loved it. I was ready to KILL for the next movie. And now, THIS ISNT WHAT I WAITED FOUR FŪCK¡NG YEARS FOR!! HOW COULD DREAMWORKS AND THE SCRIPTWRITER OF THIS MOVIE JUST WASTE MY PATIENCE AND LOVE?? HOW?
What, you're saying that I'm overreacting? Then let's look at the second part I hate:

•THE ENDING
It hurts. IT JUST FUCKING HURTS! All of those years, seeing the relationship of the characters grow, and everything: WASTED. BECAUSE FRICKIN TOOTHLESS DECIDES TO LEAVE HIS FRIENDS, HIS HOME AND ALL OF THE THINGS THEY'VE EXPERIENCED TOGETHER BEHIND FOR A GODDAM DRAGON HE BARELY KNOWS FOR TWO DAYS! (No, I won't stop screaming!!) AND he forces everyone to do the same BECAUSE YES HE CAN BECAUSE HE'S THE FUCKING ALPHA!
AND THERE'S MORE:
•The wedding
Oh yes OH YES. You see, I have a self-drawn Hiccstrid-fanart in my wall, which I spent two damn weeks on, BUT (yes indeed) THIS SCENE WAS CHEAP! After the movies, the tv-show and stuff, this is all we get?! A CHEAP WEDDING SCENE? NO PROPOSAL, NOTHING? Just that cheap wedding scene. HELL, WE DIDN'T EVEN SEE THEM SAYING YES!

•The Hidden world
You copied that from Jurassic Park, didn't you?
Anyway, THIS WHOLE THING IS UN-FRICKIN-BELIEVEABLE. UN! U.N. (No, I won't blow up anything...)
Why was this never mentioned in the first movie? Because you needed a place where every dragon can simply disappear to? THAT MAKES NO SENSE! How is this such a big cave without a second entrance? HOW CAN EVERY DAMN DRAGON ON THIS EARTH LIVE THERE WITHOUT DYING OUT IF HUNGER? There can't possibly be enough food. What would they eat? Fucking MUSHROOMS? I don't think so!

•The clichéd ending ending
Seriously? Why always two kids? And why, oh Cressida Cowell (whose book series was better than this trashy ending), would Toothless and his partner just be somewhere up on a fricking island? Didn't they leave to hide underground and feed off worms in the first place?

Whoever wrote this script deserves no mercy! If I ever meet the one responsible for this catastrophe, I'll be sure to tell him or her how UN-FRICKING-BELIEVABLE this is, un. (Yes, I will...)

RANT DONE

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