It was early in the morning, how early was lost to her, and Jackie awoke to an indignant knock at her door. She rubbed her eyes, getting out of bed and padding to the door. When she opened it, she saw none other than her bandmates, Bri, Natalie, Ashley, and Meaghan.
"Let us in, cockroach," said Bri, immediately pushing past her through the door and into the apartment. The others followed suit. Jackie had the urge to protest but knew her efforts would be futile.
"Hurry up and get ready. We need to get to the bus lot," said Natalie. Jackie yawned, returning to her bedroom to get dressed. She threw on jeans and a Green Day t-shirt, pulling on sneakers before dragging her bags out to the living room. They went to the car, loading up Jackie's belongings before piling into the vehicle.
"Lazuli is meeting us at the bus lot," Meaghan explained, adjusting the mirrors from the driver's seat.
"Why the fuck is Meaghan driving? Isn't she too young?" Jackie asked.
"It's because I have the most brain cells." They all nodded in agreement. The drive was silent then on.
They arrived in the bus lot roughly fifteen minutes later. Lazuli met them outside of their bus.
"Hey Laz, did you wait long?" Ashley inquired in a kangaroo accent.
"Nope. I was just doing manager things."
"Looks like we scored a big bus this year," Natalie noted. "Is it double decker?"
"About that. There was a mix-up with the bus assignments, and we ended up having to put two bands on the same bus. Luckily, I convinced them to upgrade to a bigger one so there's at least room for all of you."
"That's crazy, but thanks a lot for that. Who are we sharing with?" Bri asked. Before they received an answer, a man came bounding out of the bus. They watched him run off, noting tattoos and some facial piercings.
"That was..." Jackie began, pointing in disbelief.
"Frank Iero..." Meaghan finished, glancing back to the bus. At that, they all rushed onto the bus, frantically trying to assure what they all had assumed. Sitting in the common area was none other than My Chemical Romance.
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tour bus bitches - a warped tour fanfiction
Fanfictionthis fic is for tour bus bitches only im begging you dont read this purely satire please do not think this is serious