tour bus bitches - a warped tour fanfiction

7 - After Party Part Two

                Lazuli, disappointedly sober, trudged back into the party, only to see Jackie being an absolute messy bitch. She was standing on a table, acoustic guitar in hand. Strumming a sour chord, she pivoted on the balls of her feet.

"I love you bitchhh," she slurred drunkenly.

"Oh my god." Gerard, the subject of the serenade cowered.

"I ain't gon never stop loving you...bitchhhh..." She threw the guitar aside, hitting an innocent bystander, and stepped down from the table, approaching Gerard. Only his Camp Climax For Girls t-shirt stood between them.

"Oh god, she's gonna give him rabies," Mikey cried.

"Waycest yess!" exclaimed a random partygoer, observing Mikey's baseline care for his brother. Bones Frank threw a bottle at him, killing him instantly. Knowing something had to be done, Meaghan produced a vibraslap and drew back, launching the auxiliary instrument towards Jackie. It hit her square in the face, pegs rattling as she fell to the ground.

"Wow, that would be a great sound to put in a song about teenagers scaring the living shit out of me, seeing as you just knocked her the fuck out and are a teenager. How can I repay you?" asked Gerard.

"Dye your hair elmo red and rebel against the government in a dystopian future," she replied. With that, she and the other members of Tour Bus Bitches collected Jackie, carrying her back to the bus. They dumped her on the couch in the common area. Ashley proceeded to the mini kitchen to fetch a jar of vegemite. The sentient mold living in the cabinet winked at her.

"We should've known she would do this," Natalie shook her head. "Hayley Williams would never treat me this way." With heavy hearts, they all wondered, have they ruined their relationship with MCR forever?