Chapter 1(and maybe the only chapter): The Confession

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It was a stormy day, everyone that lived in Mr.Sheeps new house were out looking for food (because its like 10 people living in the house) and resources for further training and making weapons (Mr.sheep is a blacksmith and shit), but only two remained at the house, they were Dyerwolf and Mr.sheep. Nothing was going on at the moment Dyerwolf is just cleaning the dishes and Mr.sheep relaxing after taking a huge shit earlier (good thing they have air fresheners) while dyerwolf was just finishing the last of the dishes Mr.sheep gets up from the couch, "Whelp imma go take a shower, I smell like a wild animal" Dyerwolf: "Comming from the guy who is half sheep" Mr.Sheep: "Look who's talking "George of the jungle" like who the fucks works out at a gym and sleeps in the woods" "Hey fuck you, I didnt have money at the time ok?" Dyerwolf Shouted "Uuhuh, imma go take a shower now" Mr.sheep walks up the stairs while Dyerwolf tries not to look at Mr.Sheep's fine ass, dyer wonders "Maybe that's why he is having so much trouble with shitting, because of the big fine ass...wait What the fuck am I talking about" Dyerwolf Blushes in embarrassment but tries to shake it off and starts rinsing his hands. Meanwhile over at "Bitchin Goods" (the store) Edogblade is getting weights for training while Jarlo finds plants and Jack and Captain are getting food, Jack: "So ive known dyerwolf for a few years now and im still having trouble whether or not he wants beans or oats for lunch?" King Kai: "Why not both?, I heard Red beans are good with oatmeal" Jack: "That is a Great idea, Thanks King K" King Kai: "No problem Flap Jack" (i couldnt think of a better nickname for jack so you hush) Captain: "Hey Are you talking to your god boyfriend Again?, cuz everyone is starring at us" Jack lookes up seeing people looking at them, Jack: "Whelp it doesnt matter, I got dyerwolf's lunch for today" Captain: "Beans or Oats?" Jack "Both, and its thanks to my "God boyfriend" for helping me with it, now then onward to get more food for the rest of us" Captain: "Can we get McDonald's later?" Jack: "The last time we went you freaked out and almost got us banned because they gave you 9 nuggets instead of 10" Captain: "Oh c'mon you know they ate one of the nuggets" Jack: "im just gonna get the stuff we need and get outta here, also check on edog and see if he found any weights" Captain: "Fiiiine" Captain goes to find Edog. and goes to the "Fitness lane" and sees Edog having trouble with the weights, Captain: "Hayo, Edog" Edog: Oh hey captain just in time, can you help me find weights for us, all these ones are waaay to light, and this is the "heaviest" out of all of them" Captain: "Find them, who says we have to find one" Edog: "Wha?" And with a tap of Captains finger on the weight it suddenly gets way heavy for Edog, Edog: "WOAH, Holy ssshhhhit" Captain: "There ya go" Edog: "if you could do that before why didnt you do that to the weights we have at home?" Captain: "Idk, cuz you never asked I guess ¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯" Edog: "Well thanks anyways, can you help me pick this up please?" Captain: "Sure m8". Now back at Mr.Sheeps residence Mr.sheep is still taking a shower while dyerwolf started to get bored, Dyerwolf started to become curious and was thinking what was in Mr.sheeps room he has never been into his room because its always locked (dont ask why its locked just go with it) so he decided to take a look, as he got up the stairs he notices that the door to Mr.sheeps room was opened so he takes this chance and sneakily crawls into his room. he gets suprised on the amount of music posters he has (mostly jazz cuz he plays jazz....ye) its very dark in his room, and smaller than he expected. as dyerwolf starts looking around he almost stumbles and hits Mr.sheep's desk, almost having the desk fall over dyerwolf quickly grabs it but lets a couple of things fall out (clumsy bastard) he quickly gets all of the things that fell off of Mr.sheeps desk, as he was picking up the stuff he sees something under Mr.sheep. and with dyerwolf full of curiosity he decides to see whats under the bed, and to his surprise its Mr.sheeps dyeriy (get it cuz its dairy but spelled with dyer, im funny) so dyerwolf picks up the dairy thinking "huh so this is Mr.sheeps dairy huh...WAIT HIS DAIRY!?!" Dyer looks surprised as he finds out that its Mr.sheeps dairy, Dyerwolf: "uuhh...huh whelp i might just put this back because it would be a invasion of privacy...although he was stalking me ever since I met jarlo....wait why was he stalking me if he knew me ever since jarlo..." Dyerwolf glances at the book having that tought run like a record in his mind and without anymore thinking he opens the diary, it was mostly of how dyer and Mr.sheep met and such so he skipped it until he sees a page where it just one sentence down it says "dyerwolf has been here for a couple of years now, and ive started to take a liking his accompany here...every time I see him or think about him i just feel weird, like I think of the two of us together but...I feel as if I lov-" As soon as dyer was about to finish reading the diary Mr.sheep walks in unexpectedly with dyerwolf in shock he drops the diary and leave them both in total and awkward silence....Dyerwolf: "....Sooo..how's..the shower?" Mr.sheep doesn't respond Dyerwolf: "...yeah that's the type of reaction I get for...looking in your diary" Mr.sheep: "How much did you read?" Dyerwolf: "I Skipped a few until the last page...and uh.." Mr.sheep: "Well?" Dyerwolf: "It seems like we both have something I common heh heh..." Mr.sheep at first didnt understand what he ment but when we realised what he ment he was overjoyed to the point he needed to take a shit again.

The end (I know anti climactic and didnt have a "sex scene" in it but I just want to see the video ok?)

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 15, 2019 ⏰

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