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ONESHOT!

:•:•:•:VALENTINES ONESHOT!:•:•:•:
Does not interfere with the story!!! Just a little Valentine's gift from yours truly....<3
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History class.... the only class I hate the most, it's so fucking boring.
I ain't gonna use any of this shit in real life,
I rolled my eyes and put my head on my desk.

I sighed, Valentine's Day is such a bust right now. So glad Pornhub has free premium today, I was about to close my eyes and fall asleep for the rest of the period when someone opened the classroom door.

"Hey love birds! We got your valentines survey back! Get ready to find your TRUE love!"

....fuck.... I forgot about that stupid ass survey we did last week.

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"Are you gonna do it? I am! It sounds so fun!" Noodle said while jumping up and down.

"Yeah, sure I'll do it, it's not like I'll actually find a "true love".... it's all bullshit"
I air quoted.

"Don't be such a downer Stuart! Maybe you will find someone special"

I rolled my eyes and grabbed the survey.

"Doubt it..."

I looked at the paper and scanned over the questions.

"What the actual fuck are these questions? What are your pet peeves? Really? That's so stupid..."

I rolled my eyes and continued to fill out the survey....

:•:•:•:Present day:•:•:•:

I sighed, Mr Andrews was handing out the papers that said who you were paired with.

"Mr Pot?"

He said while holding a pink paper folded into a heart shape,

"Uh, right here!" I held my hand out to him.

"Oh! Here ya go!" He handed me the paper and went on to give people their papers.

I breathed in and slowly unfolded the paper,
It read.....

Mr Pot,

Your Valentine survey partner is...

Murdoc Niccals

Thank you for participating in Kingsbury high's Valentine program!

Hope all will go well with your Valentine!

Mr Andrews.

My jaw dropped, is this real?! Murdoc is my partner? We are nothing alike! This has to be bullshit? Right?
I looked around the class and everyone was talking about the person they got.
Murdoc was in the back of the class with his friend Ace.
I saw him unfolding the paper, my heart was beating fast.

His eyes were scanning the paper, they went wide.
He immediately looked up at me,
I immediately looked away... my face as red as a tomato.

"Fuck fuck fuck..." i mumbled to myself.

I heard him get up, shit shit shit!!!

His footsteps getting closer to me.

"Hey stu... guess I got matched up with you"