Duck 05-Ask Alexa

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by Yukichi69

by Yukichi69

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Ask Alexa

Pop: Alexa, Oat's birthday is coming up. What should I give him as present?

Alexa: I would recommend that you give yourself, flavored condoms and lots of lubs to Oat as present.

Oat: Alexa, how do I get Pop to like me more?

Alexa: I would recommend that you stop trying to get into his pants all the time and actually start pursuing him like any other normal guys.

Rambo: Alexa, how do I get Pree to stop being mad at me?

Alexa: I would recommend that you try not lying to him and to stop sleeping around behind his back. I also recommend that you sit him down to talk about all issues which you face. However, should you still choose to sleep around behind his back, strongly recommend that you destroy evidence in detail.

Pree: Alexa, how do I forget Rambo and move on?

Alexa: Take a deep breath and then forgive Rambo. Only through forgiving him that you will be able to let him go.

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Written: 3rd & 4th March 2018