Trapped in a Island with Jenny Nicholson

Chapter 4

Jenny POV

"Fuck you!" I yelled.
Taurus had a whacky smile on her face. The jungle was spinning and I fell to the ground. The gravel was hard on my face. I could hear birds singing and feel the trident plunging further through my head. It popped out of the other side and I managed to catch it with my hand.
Taurus was still taking her first step toward me as I spun the trident expertly around in my hand. I had taken lessons on this when I visited the Avatar section of Disneyland.
I was fueled with adrenaline now. As Taurus began her second step towards me, I pulled the 2nd trident out of my neck and quickly patched the wounds up with leaves to stop the bleeding. I spat on some dirt to make mud and stuck that on my wounds as well.
Aah, what a relief! I thought as Taurus ended her second step and moved on to her third. Better than ever, I grabbed the tridents off the ground. I tossed one to Taurus and I rasped epicly, "We settle this with a duel, crazy bitch."
I realized I'd found myself in a situation where so many main characters had of books I'd read. It was like I was a main character of a badly written fanfiction created by a bored young adult with way too much time on her hands. If there really is no God, and I am just like a character in a page, I hope the author knows she can fuck herself for the way she's written this situation.

**Author's note: Ouch**

Taurus was looking at me like Amanda Seyfried looked at Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls when Karen was confused about something. Then, a more fiery look entered her expression. She gave the trident a few twirls and gave me an evil smirk. "Fine," she stated brusquely. "We duel. Should we actually use the tridents or do you wanna fistfight, or something?"
"We use our fists." I said. Now I had a plan.
"I used to fantasize about you saying that, but never like this." Taurus replied. She dropped her trident. "If I defeat you, I'm going to steal your YouTube channel, wear your skin and pretend to be you."

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" I screamed, lunging forward and throwing the trident directly between her eyes.

She screamed in pain and fell to her knees. I had a sudden urge to walk away and not check to see if she was going to die.

**Ignore that I'm going to make Jenny stupid for a second. Writing an out-of-character action isn't a sin, right? Trust me, this'll be suspenseful**

Hey, there was no point in checking to see if she was going to die, right? That was a lot of head trauma. I turned and started to walk in the opposite direction, to see if maybe I could find some milk. With no more use for my trident, I threw it up into a tree to see if any coconuts would fall. The trees rattled around a bit, but nothing fell down.

A sudden noise caught my earlobes. I whisked around and saw that Taurus had probably made that noise because she was standing up and aiming a trident at my face. I shrieked as she wound up to throw it. I tried to move but the quicksand that I definitely mentioned earlier was making me stuck. I couldn't move, and I couldn't duck either if she threw it at my face because I threw out my back earlier in the month and I couldn't make it to my chiropractor appointment because I was trapped in a island.

"300K subs!" Taurus screamed as she wound back.

Suddenly, a girl came leaping out from the surrounding bushes yelling a war cry. With one hand she tackled Taurus, and with another hand she pulled me along with her out of the quicksand.
My voice raised above -5 db in all the excitement. "My hero." I stated without even an ounce of sarcasm.
My head whipped around to fixate on my rescuer. It was another blonde girl. She had hazel eyes that were green in some outfits and a stunning body that shone in the sunlight. She had curly hair and was wearing a plaid hoodie, an Ardene necklace she got as a 2-for 1, had a belly button and septum piercing, smelled like Heat by Beyonce, her nails were painted a cute pink color, had a frayed black skirt on with fishnets, and was kicking Taurus to death with a pair of cute Uggs from H&M. Her face was twisted prettily in an expression of muderous intent.
I quickly joined her and we kicked Taurus to death side-by-side.
"You're Jenny Nicholson, aren't you?" The girl said between sharp breaths. "My name is username: terra_jean, but you can call me TJ."
"Wow, what a coincidence! Her initials were TJ, too." I pointed to the fleshy football-shaped raisin that was Taurus' head. "Yes, I'm Jenny. Are you a subscriber."
"Yeah. You're a pretty cool Youtuber, I guess." She flashed me a winning smile as Taurus' spleen exploded and flew up into the air.
She's so awesome and stuff, I thought. I'd never felt this way about someone before. It's like I couldn't think a single negative thought about her, like she was the coolest, most interesting and desirable person on a island. She made me feel like I could forget the intense trauma I'd just gone through instantaneously so we could have a day together that a subscriber like her would fantasize about having...

TO BE CONTINUED

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